Inosuke, the Master of the Gods

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The first time Inosuke went down the mountain, he crawled into a honmaru.

The retired Saniwa adopted him, and he became the little master of the honmaru.

From then on, the daily routine of the sword warriors became climbing the mountain to look for Inosuke, who'd gone wild chasing pigs and forgotten to come home.

Today, Kasen is also fretting over how to make their little master more refined.

Inosuke: Hahaha! Charge headfirst! I'm the strongest!

Grandma Saniwa: Oh my, Inosuke is as cute as ever.

Mikazuki: Hahaha, he's full of energy.

Later, Inosuke decides that as the king of the mountain, having only one mountain isn't impressive enough, so he plans to run away from the honmaru.

Inosuke: I've got lots of underlings!

Underling No. 5: Inosuke is amazing!

Underling No. 4: Huh? Quit bragging. Are they just animals from the forest?

Inosuke: Hahaha! Whether it's one demon or a hundred, I'll take them all down!

The demons (trembling at the sight of the demon-slaying swords behind Inosuke, all wearing "kind" smiles): ...Help!!!

The Trash Boss: Hmph, you're just a brat... wha...

The demon-slaying swords: :)

The Trash Boss: ...I'll be going now.

Underling No. 4 (trembling): ...He was telling the truth?

Underling No. 5: They're all so strong!

Pairing: Muichiro

Completed works: "Port Mafia's Poison Apple"

"The Everyday Antics of a Trouble-Making Crane"

"Special Grade Sorcerer Inumaki Toge"

Next story: "Crane Maru Is Busy Today, Too"

As everyone knows, Hell is terribly understaffed. Enma's chief assistant wishes he could make one demon do the work of several. After seeing a few assignments that required someone to make long-term business trips to the living world, he went to see a certain sword tsukumogami who was retired in Hell.

Crane Maru, bored and looking for fun everywhere, immediately packed his bags and headed to the living world after hearing he could spend a long time there having fun.

And so...

Teitan Elementary got a slim but extremely athletic P.E. teacher, skilled in all kinds of sports, who only showed up on Mondays and Tuesdays.

Namimori Middle School got a handsome math teacher with a fun, unconventional teaching style, who only showed up on Wednesdays and Thursdays.

PK Middle School got a school counselor who only worked Fridays and Saturdays.

What others thought of Teacher Tsurumaru:

The Detective Boys from Teitan Elementary:

The little girl wearing a headband: The teacher is so handsome! And he's so nice! He seems to be good friends with Brother Amuro.

The little girl with the cool expression: He's not an ordinary person. Every time someone answers the door at his place, it's a different handsome man. They must be very close.

The central figure of the Detective Boys: He's full of mysteries, but he seems like a good person.

Tsurumaru's neighbor in the Mihama-cho apartment building, a Public Security officer: He's a great partner, though he has a lot of secrets.

A random student from Namimori Middle School: His classes are so fun! And he can talk to Senior Hibari like a normal person!

The head of the disciplinary committee at Namimori Middle School: He's a carnivore worthy of being bitten to death.

The future Tenth Boss of a certain family: Teacher is my lifesaver!

The Tenth's home tutor: He's a talent worth bringing into the family.

A psychic from PK Middle School who prefers to remain anonymous: He's not human, but as long as he doesn't interfere with my normal life, I don't care.

(Tsurumaru: I found a real-life psychic!

Hozuki: Really? Do take me to see him.)

An executive from a Yokohama family whom Tsurumaru met through his love of motorcycles: He's a great person to talk to and an important friend of mine.

After coming to the living world, Tsurumaru not only got jobs teaching at three schools, but also became an assistant to Public Security after accidentally learning that his neighbor in the Mihama-cho apartment building worked for them.

Though he has so many jobs, Tsurumaru doesn't feel tired at all. He wants to expand into even more business.

Tsurumaru: I absolutely love looking for fun (crossed out) working!

Note: Tsurumaru only cares about stirring up trouble.

Next story: "Studying Medicine Can't Fix My Classmates' Brains"

Back in middle school, Shoko thought she was just an ordinary delinquent girl who liked smoking.

She only had a slightly unusual ability and could see some strange things.

But since the older Fushiguro brother next door could beat those strange things to death, they hadn't caused her much trouble.

One day, she saw an underclassman with flames coming out of his head, but his hair wasn't burning. The scientifically impossible sight made her pay a little attention to him.

Then, on the day she graduated from middle school, that underclassman, flames coming out of his head and wearing only his underwear, confessed to her.

Underclassman: Shoko-senpai! Please go out with me!!!

Shoko: I refuse. (Trying to light a cigarette with the flames on his head.)

After graduating from middle school, she went to Jujutsu High because of her special ability.

Then she discovered that there were only three students in her year, including her.

Her two classmates were both handsome and strong, but annoying.

After spending some time with them, Shoko decided that they were just like the idiot boys from her middle school, and they were scumbags, too.

Scumbag No. 1: Suguru, Shoko says we're scumbags. That's hilarious.

Scumbag No. 2: Satoru, I think Shoko might just mean you.

Shoko: I mean both of you.

A while after enrolling, Shoko had a strange, very long dream.

One scene in it showed her two classmates getting beaten up by the muscular older Fushiguro brother. One of them nearly got killed.

Shoko: Is big bro earning formula money for Megumi?

Muscle-bound big bro: Megumi doesn't drink milk anymore.

Oh, so the dream was fake.

But some of the details from the dream started appearing in real life, so Shoko couldn't help paying attention.

A few years after graduating from Jujutsu High, she ran into an explosion while out on a mission and casually rescued a police officer who'd nearly been blown to pieces.

When they met again, she learned that the officer was a friend of the senior she'd known at Tokyo University, who was now with Public Security.

Public Security senior: I can't believe you've already got your medical license, Ieiri. That's impressive.

Shoko, who qualified for the exam with her classmates' help: Don't bring me into this.

As an adult, Shoko, dark circles under her eyes, complains about work and her two exasperating classmates to a female friend she met in Yokohama who also has healing abilities.

Female friend: Well, if things get that bad, just dissect them and take a look at their brains.

Shoko: That's assuming they have brains.

The two classmates accompanying Shoko: ???

One time, when she went drinking with her two classmates, she ran into the underclassman who'd confessed to her back then.

Underclassman: Are they your...?

Scumbag No. 1: It's obvious. I'm Shoko's boyfriend.

Scumbag No. 2: Then I'll be the other man this time.

Shoko: I'm done.

Underclassman: Um... since you already have two senpais, would you mind having one more?

Shoko: Huh?

Scumbag No. 1: What? Where did this cheating cat come from?

Scumbag No. 2: Shoko only needs the two of us, right, Shoko?

Shoko: Fight each other first. We'll talk after one of you dies. I'm going drinking with Chuuya. See you.

Shoko thinks even reverse cursed technique can't save her two classmates' brains.

Everyone in the jujutsu world knows that the treasured healer at Jujutsu High is a precious asset. They also know she has a special-grade shikigami.

She's the only person who can summon two special-grade sorcerers at the same time.

Note: There are lots of people with unrequited feelings for Shoko, but all she wants is to retire early, settle down, and stay single despite the trouble caused by her two scumbag classmates.

This is Shoko's coming-of-age story, from middle school to high school, university, and working life.

Contains lots of original worldbuilding.

Original setting 1: Megumi's mother has the surname Fushiguro.

An original story I'm looking for readers for: "A Background Character Only Wants to Mess Up the Plot [Book Transmigration]"

Brief synopsis:

Beth Leia learns two hundred years after transmigrating to another world that she has transmigrated into an explicit reverse-harem novel.

Beth Leia despises the twisted love of the male leads, who treat the heroine like a possession.

Men who show such complete disrespect for women are scumbags.

Since the novel doesn't mention her by name, Beth Leia doesn't pay much attention to it, until one day she sees the alias the heroine used while disguised as a man on the list of applicants to join the Magic Tower.

A former successor to the cause of socialism, Beth Leia decides to pull the poor heroine out of the novel's horrendous plot.

She can't understand a plot that goes against socialist values, and she has no intention of respecting it.

After all, who would respect a pile of shit?

Beth Leia discovers that once the plot starts changing, the heroine herself seems to change, too.

She's still just as beautiful, but she looks more and more like a man.