My Character Can't Break or My Secret Identity Will Be Exposed

☆ It may not matter, but my obsessive-compulsive self has to tell everyone right up front: I precisely controlled this book’s length to 700,000 characters. [To ensure a good reading experience for new readers, please don’t spoil things in the early chapters if you’re rereading for the second or third time. If you see spoilers, comment and summon Hantang to delete them~] Synopsis below After a mission for the Time-Space Administration is completed, NPC satisfaction in the world plummets. With a grand stroke of his pen, the director transfers the culprit, Jushan Qingmu, to the support team. The strongest fighter, newly arrived on the job: What kind of support work do you do? Beating up the strongest, restoring my family, taking on the Demon King head-on: I’m good at all of it. Support team members: Our support work... means reentering the worlds according to the System’s character settings and healing the hearts of NPCs you big shots hurt after faking your deaths? Jushan Qingmu: ? I only know how to fight. If you insist on sending me back to heal their hearts, then all I can do is beat every villain to a pulp and give them something to deal with so they won’t have time to feel sad. And so [A Special Grade who can go toe-to-toe with 5t5 suddenly comes back to life, wearing the guise of a delicate little flower] A peer whose combat strength matched his own was stabbed to death just before their mission was complete, leaving the strongest man deeply traumatized: ... [A big shot who united Yokohama through bizarre methods suddenly returns as an orphaned heir to a wealthy family] An equally ambitious colleague who used to sling an arm around his shoulders every day one day really did leap to his death, leaving Dazai Osamu deeply traumatized: ... [A Pillar with astonishing combat strength who perished alongside Muzan is resurrected as a demon] The Pillars, who watched the strongest Pillar perish alongside Muzan before their very eyes, left deeply traumatized: ... [A cursed spirit who stood alongside Sukuna a thousand years ago is reborn in the present day as the Demon King’s nemesis] The King of Curses, who thought his rival, both enemy and friend, had been exorcised long ago without leaving behind any cursed objects: ... So the people they thought had died, whose bodies couldn’t even be found, are actually still alive and well in some unknown corner of the world, and are even tirelessly causing trouble for them??? Healing hearts × Causing trouble for everyone all over again √ Though the synopsis may look perfectly normal, this is actually a silly comedy (〃w〃) Arcs: Jujutsu Kaisen: Special Grade White Flower (Complete √) Bungo Stray Dogs: Orphaned Heir (Complete √) Jujutsu Kaisen: Demon King’s Nemesis (Complete √) [Second Run] Demon Slayer: Taisho-Era Demon Pillar (Complete √) [Modern Setting] Bungo Stray Dogs: Supreme Will (Complete √) [Boss Dazai IF Route] Bonus Chapter: Fallen God (Complete √) [Crossover World] [Authorized professional agencies to handle rights enforcement. Don’t repost without permission, or risk the unpleasantness of legal disputes.] These are complete: The Character Mask Must Not Break, a no-pairing story where everyone gets put through the wringer~ After Raising the Strongest Sorcerer, I Faked My Death, a scumbag cat’s groveling pursuit of his wife~ Currently writing: Guide to Playing by the Rules in Infinite Horror Games, an Infinite Flow story with secret identities and rule-based horror. Up next: Playing God in an Infinite Game, a programmer protagonist with a cheat-code system in an Infinite Flow story. We Buddhist Cultivators Don’t Believe in Evil Gods, a modern blend of Chinese metaphysics, Buddhism, and Taoism with Chinese-style Cosmic Horror. Theme: Creating a beautiful future