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Rich heir Shen Shanxun has a problem:
The day after he breaks up with the bandage-wearing weirdo he'd been dating by accident for two years...
His father kicks him out and declares, "If you don't find a partner and get married, I'll freeze your cards."
Shen Shanxun is a man who likes men, but he doesn't have the guts to come out.
Question: Is it too late to get back together with his shameless ex, who was willing to cross-dress as a woman?
Determined not to go back to an ex, Shen Shanxun quickly finds himself a new boyfriend: Gojo Cat, the strongest in the sorcerer world.
Handsome, sweet-talking, great in bed, and rich, Gojo keeps him well-fed and pampered. Shen Shanxun promptly forgets all about his father's marriage nagging.
Who could have guessed that so many people would vehemently oppose their relationship?
The old guard: An ordinary person with no cursed energy isn't worthy of the Six Eyes bearer.
His exes show up to stir up trouble: What does he have that I don't?
The fish take the bait, too: Why haven't you been coming to see me lately?
Even Gojo Cat's friend tries to steal him away: Didn't you used to say you liked me more?
Shen Shanxun promptly dumps Gojo Cat and runs back to his ocean.
Shen Shanxun's pinned social media post:
[Seeking a husband, and I'm looking for a top. First come, first served. Exes are not allowed to enter. This offer is open indefinitely.]
Chuuya likes the post: Finally broke up? Come street racing.
Qishen: Got it.
5t5: ??? I'm coming over right now. Just you wait!
Geto replies to 5t5: Did you read the rules? Exes, stay away.
R: The Vongola heir is yours for free.
The Five-Yen God: Pick me! Sweet or spicy, I'm your guy! Just five yen, same price for everyone!
A certain sword: Master, perhaps it's time to change your attendant.
[You have received a message from Dazai]: Still meeting up today?
Content warnings:
1. A self-indulgent Mary Sue story. Everyone is out of character, the protagonist has a huge golden finger, and there are mountains of made-up settings. The writing isn't exactly polished, so please read with care.
2. Readers who need faithful characters should beware! He's a player!!! A scumbag!!!
3. There are lots of exes, and more partners appear later. He's faithful while in a relationship, and the couples are up to you.
4. I don't know what else to say. Let me bow and apologize to everyone first!
Screenshot archived on 2020/09/11.
Coming soon: My Chowhound Cat Doesn't Want to Save Its Villain Master. Please add it to your reading list!
Blurb: Yu Sheng used to be a person. Now he's just a poor cat in a book.
He's a tool cat used by his villainous master to get close to the protagonist, a veterinarian. In the end, he's abandoned and left with no one to care for him.
Yu Sheng decides that before the story ends, he'll learn how to hunt in the wild, then say goodbye to his master.
Learned how to freeload meals at the house next door, where the protagonist gong is a plushie enthusiast: check.
Learned how to fake an illness and get nutritious meals at the protagonist shou's veterinary clinic: check.
Learned how to trick an ignorant cannon-fodder gong on the street into feeding him: check.
After comparing meals from three different households, Yu Sheng decides the villain's food is still the best, because the villain is rich.
While the villain makes the protagonist gong's company face a crisis, Yu Sheng is eating.
While the villain tries to acquire the protagonist shou's veterinary clinic and make him sign a shady contract, Yu Sheng is eating again.
When the story reaches its climax and the villain falls from the rooftop, leaving himself unable to walk, Yu Sheng is eating yet again.
What, is he supposed to save someone?
He's just an innocent, adorable, food-loving little kitty.
When his villain master discovers his glorious record of mooching food outside and finding countless backup owners,
Yu Sheng is stuffed into a cat carrier and taken everywhere, with absolutely no feline rights:
1. When the villain makes the protagonist gong's company face a crisis:
Protagonist gong: Stop eating, stop eating! Is my food not good enough?
2. When the villain tries to acquire the protagonist shou's veterinary clinic and make him sign a shady contract:
Protagonist shou: I'll stay, but I want to be its exclusive vet.
3. When he's up on the company rooftop with his villain master, enjoying the breeze:
Yu Sheng (expectant): Are you going to jump? Are you going to jump?
The villain rubs his chubby belly: Are you hungry again?
Theme: Be brave and overcome every obstacle life throws at you.
If you don't update, you'll take leave and say you're getting married, and then take leave again and say you want to go on a honeymoon and have a baby all in one? …
I'm speechless. I can't write any more, so I just put off asking for leave. I don't understand what are you trying to do? Got scolded or something?
I'll download more when I have time. It's hard to find something good in this book shortage.
Damn, I saw two rebate notifications today. I was chasing a lot of books and I thought they might coincidentally happen to happen together. But I clicked on them and saw that they were co-authored by the same author. I just fell into the trap of you two.
Forget it, my impression is that I was quite happy to read this book, so that's it, it's a good time to get together and part ways, see you again when we are destined.
Ahhhh! Such a beautiful article, why is it so confusing? QAQ
I really don't have high hopes for fanfic anymore.
This happens every time
For many of the same articles, I was more diligent in writing the first few chapters.
Then it will suddenly stop updating
Then, either solve v
Also, please update before filing a complaint.
Finally finished hastily
Finished hastily means
Obviously I think it's okay, so I'll write dozens more chapters
As a result, it was finished after publishing more than ten chapters.
I don't know what the ending is (it's pretty gross anyway)
I am also speechless
I really like this article
But I find that every time I like the fanfic
It'll all end like this
Break update
It happens too often and it's really annoying…
I'm not annoyed that some authors always stop updating and always ask for leave.
Rather, it bothers them to finally have a hasty understanding.
It makes me feel them
It's for the sake of completion
To put it simply, I don't want to write anymore but I don't want to refund the money.
So I ended it hastily
I also have a fan wife.
It is also the kind that delays updates.
But first
His wife said he had no inspiration
It's Kavin
Plus, being an author is not his main job.
His family is very busy
So not much updated
That article is still there now
Not finished yet
Updated for several years
But at least he is updating
and
Every chapter he writes is interesting, but nothing feels careless.
Do you understand?
And when he updates
Will satisfy some readers' requests
In the words.
Open some small theaters that readers want to see
I don't feel that way about him
Even if I only think about this, I will never finish it.
In this way, it will be updated every month and every year.
At least it's not bad.
I didn't give a negative score.
Because I still have hope for you
I really don't want
This article sucks
I don't want what I said to become true
Who knows how long it has been since I bought it? I changed my name and changed my WeChat ID. All the money was wasted. I hope the author will refund me the money.
Not only did you solve v, but you also cheated me. Wasn't the previous money wasted in vain? Everyone has their own helplessness when facing reality. Please let us understand and refund the money.
Press the claws, oh, is it really true that Dada will not come back?
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If you don't update, you'll take leave and say you're getting married, and then take leave again and say you want to go on a honeymoon and have a baby all in one? … I'm speechless. I can't write any more, so I just put off asking for leave. I don't understand what are you trying to do? Got scolded or something?
I'll download more when I have time. It's hard to find something good in this book shortage.
Damn, I saw two rebate notifications today. I was chasing a lot of books and I thought they might coincidentally happen to happen together. But I clicked on them and saw that they were co-authored by the same author. I just fell into the trap of you two. Forget it, my impression is that I was quite happy to read this book, so that's it, it's a good time to get together and part ways, see you again when we are destined.
Ahhhh! Such a beautiful article, why is it so confusing? QAQ
I really don't have high hopes for fanfic anymore. This happens every time For many of the same articles, I was more diligent in writing the first few chapters. Then it will suddenly stop updating Then, either solve v Also, please update before filing a complaint. Finally finished hastily Finished hastily means Obviously I think it's okay, so I'll write dozens more chapters As a result, it was finished after publishing more than ten chapters. I don't know what the ending is (it's pretty gross anyway) I am also speechless I really like this article But I find that every time I like the fanfic It'll all end like this Break update It happens too often and it's really annoying… I'm not annoyed that some authors always stop updating and always ask for leave. Rather, it bothers them to finally have a hasty understanding. It makes me feel them It's for the sake of completion To put it simply, I don't want to write anymore but I don't want to refund the money. So I ended it hastily I also have a fan wife. It is also the kind that delays updates. But first His wife said he had no inspiration It's Kavin Plus, being an author is not his main job. His family is very busy So not much updated That article is still there now Not finished yet Updated for several years But at least he is updating and Every chapter he writes is interesting, but nothing feels careless. Do you understand? And when he updates Will satisfy some readers' requests In the words. Open some small theaters that readers want to see I don't feel that way about him Even if I only think about this, I will never finish it. In this way, it will be updated every month and every year. At least it's not bad. I didn't give a negative score. Because I still have hope for you I really don't want This article sucks I don't want what I said to become true
Who knows how long it has been since I bought it? I changed my name and changed my WeChat ID. All the money was wasted. I hope the author will refund me the money.
Not only did you solve v, but you also cheated me. Wasn't the previous money wasted in vain? Everyone has their own helplessness when facing reality. Please let us understand and refund the money.
Press the claws, oh, is it really true that Dada will not come back?
Xia You: Gan, if I had known I would eat it as soon as we met, a little three-day-old cursed spirit would want to steal my wife from me