How to Survive in My Ex-Boyfriend's Hands

[I'm writing again while recovering, and updates will be irregular. Enter at your own risk.] [Unless something unexpected happens, this will go VIP on May 4. Kisses!] [Upcoming novels: See the bottom for blurbs. The Elf High Priest Is Still Losing Hair Today, an original story with no romance. My Spouse of Many Years Is Seeing Someone Else, a danmei story featuring 5t5.] Because of work, I was transferred to teach at Jujutsu High, but I never expected to run into my ex-boyfriend on my very first day at the school. At the time, I felt as if I'd seen a ghost. Why was I running into this man here? What happened next was even more suffocating: that man was now the strongest. When I found out, all I could say was, "Well, damn." The problem in front of me was obvious. How could I survive at the hands of my ex-boyfriend? -- Short scene: [Large online forum] #Help: How do I survive at the hands of my ex-boyfriend#hot Original poster: Work forced me to teach at a high school, but on my very first day I found out my ex-boyfriend works here too, and now he's the strongest. Help, how can I survive after dumping my ex? 1st reply: Uh, wow. That's a really thin disguise. If I'm right about who you are, then my condolences. 2nd reply: My condolences. 3rd reply: My condolences. 4th reply: My condolences. 155th reply: My condolences. Ex-boyfriend: The ex-boyfriend here recommends a good old-fashioned cremation by physical force :) -- Reading guide: 1. The male lead's name was kindly provided by a friend! 2. OOC warning. Lots of personal worldbuilding, and the timeline is a mess. 3. The main text takes precedence. -- Upcoming novel: The Elf High Priest Is Still Losing Hair Today Blurb: As the future High Priest of the elves, I should be a dignified and holy figure, but my friends have never given me the chance. My first friend is a human. He used to be a brilliant prodigy, but an accident in a secret realm turned him into a "useless cripple." When his fiancée's family heard the news, they came over to break off the engagement, claiming with complete confidence that "you two aren't right for each other." I was so angry that I rolled up my sleeves and picked up a weapon. Before I could do anything, my human friend stopped me. My human friend: "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don't bully a young man just because he's poor!" Me, stopped in my tracks: "..." What does that have to do with me beating people up? My second friend is the king of the demons. You'd think his goal would be to lead the demons into battle against the other races. Then one day, I visited his territory and saw this: High-ranking demons in T-shirts and shorts, holding red flags and directing people by the fields. Mid-ranking demons using magic to operate all sorts of strange machines as they worked the fields. Low-ranking demons sweating as they used human tools to build houses and pave roads. Me: "..." The other races are gearing up for war, you know! They're going to cry when they hear about this! The Elf High Priest feels like he doesn't fit in with his friends at all. My Spouse of Many Years Is Seeing Someone Else Blurb: I'm a househusband, and I've been married to my husband, Gojo Satoru, for many years. This is our seventh year of marriage, and I feel like something is off about him. He often leaves early and comes home late, and he always smells like someone else. I didn't think much of it. Maybe his job involves being around other people. He isn't very affectionate with me, either. Often, he leaves before we've even had a proper conversation, saying he has to work overtime because he's too busy. It wouldn't bother me if it only happened a few times, but when it kept happening, I started to find it strange. I pushed my doubts aside for the time being and didn't pay them much attention. Then one day, on a whim, I took lunch to visit my husband at work. Before I even reached the school gate, I saw my husband having a great conversation with a young man wearing a half-up hairstyle and a Buddhist robe. My husband wore an expression of delight I had never seen before. The little details from our everyday life connected in my mind, and at last, I suddenly understood. My husband was seeing someone else. Theme: Only through unity, friendship, and mutual support can we build a better tomorrow.