The Cannon Fodder Bottom Decides to Make His Ex Regret It [Quick Transmigration]

Chao Youqian, a rich heir famous in business circles for his ruthless methods and keen instincts, has a handsome, innocent-looking face that could fool anyone. That face once deceived countless business rivals who died at his hands. Now it has deceived the crematorium System he got bound to after his death. Before going dormant, the System teared up: "Babe, I don't have enough energy, so I have to go into hibernation for a while. Your mission is simple: go into an old-school angst novel's crematorium arc and play the cannon-fodder bottom. Those scumbag men will cast you aside like trash, turn evil, and lock you up. Then you make them regret it by putting them through the crematorium arc. Once the scum tops have been put through the crematorium, I'll have enough energy to wake up. You're so good-looking, I'm sure you can complete the mission perfectly even without me!" Chao Youqian, who had never read crematorium fiction, asked to confirm: "Crematorium means exactly what it says, right?" The System nodded. "That's right, that's right! Burn those scumbag men until nothing's left of them!" Who knew how long later, the crematorium System finally opened its eyes, its energy replenished. Before it was the top-floor office of the tallest skyscraper in the city. Its beautiful young Host sat by the floor-to-ceiling window, hands clasped, gazing down over the city with a solemn expression. Behind him stood a composed assistant in gold-rimmed glasses. The System was ecstatic. "Babe! I'm alive! How far have you gotten? Is the scumbag regretting everything and desperately trying to win you back? This is his company, right? And the guy behind you is his secretary, right?" Chao Youqian: "No, it's my company now, and that's my secretary." The System: "Then what happened to the scumbag's company?" Chao Youqian: "I drove it into bankruptcy." The System: "And the scumbag?" Chao Youqian: "He went bankrupt and jumped off the roof." The System: "What about the crematorium?" Chao Youqian: "They only got to his cremation this morning. Since you've woken up, he should be ashes by now." The System trembled. "Babe, are you talking about a real crematorium?" Chao Youqian: "Huh? Is there a fake kind? Aren't they all state-owned?" Later... Chao Youqian: "This scum top seems a little too resilient. His company went bankrupt, he's drowning in debt, he was crippled in a car accident, and everyone despises him, but he still hasn't jumped off the roof. I said from the start we should just hire a team of mercenaries..." The System: "It'd take too long for mercenaries to get in. Listen to me, I looked it up, and there's a decent local gang..." The crematorium System at first, starry-eyed: "My ideal Host is a pitiful little white flower. After being abused physically and emotionally, cast aside like trash, and made to suffer in every way, he turns the tables on the scumbag and makes him regret everything! Burn him to ashes in the crematorium!" The crematorium System after Chao Youqian's contract ended, smoking a cigarette: "My former Host was a black-hearted queen of flowers in a white-flower disguise. He gutted the scumbag's staff, shorted his stock, and ran his company into the ground before sending him to the rooftop, turning him into ashes in the most literal sense." tips: 1. An alternate timeline for Chao Youqian from the fourth arc of Rules of Weird Tales. He wages underhanded business wars in various worlds. 2. The scumbags aren't always company bosses, but that doesn't matter. Xiao Chao will turn every problem into a business war, then defeat the other side with his wealth of underhanded experience. [Blurb archived on 2023.3.16] Theme: .