I'm Really Not an Evil God!

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[Please add my upcoming story in the same series, "After the Evil God Awakens," to your collection. The derivative danmei story "The Protagonist Gets Whoever He Stares At Pregnant" is now underway, pairing with Gojo.]

Jiang Chuan has been having a bit of trouble lately

He was just browsing in a bookstore, trying to decide which study guides to buy, when someone in strange clothes suddenly knelt before him and tremblingly handed over everything valuable they owned. Even their voice shook with fear. "P-please, divine one, show mercy."

Or he would be studying at school and working through practice questions when he suddenly felt someone outside the window staring straight at him. Their gaze was full of terror, so intense that they were too afraid to look away. But the moment he looked over, they screamed and ran off.

Even when he was relaxing at home and playing games, a group of people carrying all kinds of weapons would suddenly burst in through his balcony and surround him. They didn't dare look him in the eye. Cold sweat blurred their vision, and at last they managed to stammer, "P-please... leave this place."

Jiang Chuan calmly opened his textbook and said, "This is my home."

*

"It's really strange, don't you think?" Jiang Chuan said innocently, standing on top of an aberrant creature. He was wearing his school uniform and carrying his backpack. He'd later learned those people feared him because they thought he was an evil god.

", How could I be an evil god?"

The protagonist is an utterly ordinary high school student, a totally run-of-the-mill one. How could he be an evil god? Right?

* This isn't a Cthulhu setting, no, it isn't. It's a Lovecraftian evil god story, so there will be beautiful, huge tentacles. Don't be scared (?)

* The protagonist isn't human, though the author thinks he's adorable (!)

* There may be lots of different elements

* Ensemble cast

* The cover is by my friend Aisimu'en! She's amazing at both writing and art. Go read her work! (There's a "mad" version of the cover on Weibo.)

Please add the upcoming story in the same series, "After the Evil God Awakens," to your collection, Blurb follows

The god slept in the void, its limbs twitching unconsciously in its dreams. Every so often, it reached into the vast universe and stretched out in comfort.

The eerie, enormous shadow covered the entire sky. Darkness enveloped the world, and an invisible terror seemed to seep into the air. All living things shrieked in fear. They prayed and offered sacrifices, begging the god to leave their home.

But the god slept peacefully, shifting its enormous body, utterly unaware of the turmoil in the universe.

And so countless voices rang out across the cosmos

"The evil god has awakened."

Life would be trapped in darkness forever.

Jiang Chuan, an avatar traveling across the universe: ? Did the original body wake up confused again?

*

It should have kept sleeping, unaware of everything, forever.

But its avatars scattered throughout the universe began disappearing one after another, and even the power it had divided among them failed to return. At last, these strange events roused it from sleep, and it drew back the limbs it had reached into the universe.

Just as the various species celebrated the god's departure, a gigantic eye appeared in place of the shadow. It slowly opened, its abyss-like pupil seeming ready to draw the entire universe inside.

The evil god had awakened.

It opened its eye and gazed silently.

* The protagonist has many avatars, so you can think of this as a story about an unusual secret identity.

The derivative danmei story "The Protagonist Gets Whoever He Stares At Pregnant" is now underway, pairing with Gojo. Blurb follows

Yu Shangyou is a good friend of the boss of a certain seafood family.

Among a group of people who wield flames, Yu Shangyou's ability is unusual. His flames are weak, but if he makes eye contact with someone for more than three seconds, that person gets pregnant, regardless of gender.

To avoid hurting others and to keep from suddenly ending up with a bunch of kids, Yu Shangyou usually covers his eyes with white bandages and uses the seafood family's high-tech gadgets to find his way around.

One day, after being away from home for a long time, Yu Shangyou returned to his hometown. Wanting to see the familiar sights again, he took off his bandages and looked up at the sky. By chance, his gaze met that of someone floating in the air.

The other person held a white bandage, seemingly about to cover his eyes. Noticing Yu Shangyou's gaze, he looked down at him.

Yu Shangyou set aside the question of why someone was in the sky. After thinking that the other person's eyes were really beautiful, he suddenly realized

Had he maybe, possibly, sort of made eye contact with him for more than three seconds?

Yu Shangyou jolted with alarm and tried to look away, but it was too late. He sensed a trace of his own aura inside the other person's belly. Their linked blood called to him.

He looked in horror at the confused man, who had placed a hand on his stomach. Yu Shangyou could think of only one thing.

"I'm screwed."

*

WTW: What do you do when someone inexplicably gets you pregnant while you're out? It's not that urgent, so I won't wait around for a reply.

Or maybe...

"Why not have the baby?" the white-haired sorcerer sincerely suggested to Yu Shangyou, who had fallen flat on the ground from sheer shock.

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! The protagonist is the bottom! This is not a pregnancy story! The protagonist's ability will be explained.

Theme: Don't judge things by appearances