The Protagonist Gets Whoever He Stares At Pregnant

[The story is complete! The whole thing costs less than three yuan. I'm very cheap, so please support the official version on Jinjiang!] [Coming soon: a derivative work, choosing between GB and no CP. Please add it to your favorites~] [Important warning: No pregnancy plot! No children! Only endless torment!] Yushang You, a close friend of the boss of a certain seafood family. Among a group of people who wield flames, Yushang You's ability is unusual. His flame is very weak, but if he makes eye contact with someone for more than three seconds, that person gets pregnant, regardless of gender. To avoid harming others and to keep himself from suddenly ending up with a bunch of children, Yushang You usually covers his eyes with white bandages and relies on the seafood family's black technology to see where he's going. One day, after being away from home for a long time, Yushang You returns to his homeland. Wanting to see the familiar scenery of his hometown again, he takes off his bandages and looks up at the sky, only to unexpectedly meet the gaze of someone floating in the air. The other person is holding a white bandage, apparently about to cover their eyes. Noticing Yushang You's gaze, they look down at him. Yushang You puts aside the question of why there's someone in the sky. After thinking that the other person's eyes are beautiful, he realizes in a daze... He may have, perhaps, more or less, been making eye contact with them for over three seconds? Yushang You suddenly panics and tries to look away, but it's too late. He senses a trace of his own presence inside the other person's belly, and their shared blood calls out to him. He looks in horror at the confused person, who has put a hand on their stomach. Only one thought remains in Yushang You's mind. “I'm doomed.” * WTW: What do you do when you go out and, for no reason, someone gets you pregnant? Not that it's urgent, so I won't wait online for an answer. Or perhaps... “Why not have the baby?” the white-haired sorcerer sincerely suggests to Yushang You, who has fallen flat on the ground from sheer shock. Typical of you.jpg [Bottom, not a pregnancy story] [The CP is as described in the blurb, but countless people will be tormented! The torment never ends!] [Timeline is before Volume 0 (the 26-year-old Gojo)] [Don't ask why Infinity and No Longer Human can't block the protagonist's ability. And don't ask whether the protagonist can stare himself pregnant. Both will be explained.] [“Whoever you stare at gets pregnant” is a trope from many years ago, not unique to any particular book. Please don't mention other books under my story, or mine under other stories. If you suspect plagiarism, provide proof. Without proof, it's just needless drama and baseless accusations. Thanks for cooperating.] Coming soon: Please add “You Have a Lot of Cats [GB]” to your favorites You're the owner of a cat shelter, and your kind heart has led you to adopt many stray cats. Each has its own personality, and you adore every one of them. There's a black cat who refuses to take off its bandages even after its injuries have healed. The big orange cat you rescued alongside it is always picking fights with it. There's also a Garfield cat with perfectly good legs that keeps tripping over nothing, and the Siamese it took in as a minion always rushes over in a panic. Sometimes the leopard cat, the big brother who radiates royal authority, sits there at its leisure, watching its little minions race around your shop. Your shop is always bustling. Sometimes it gets messy, but you're happy, and the cats trust you very much. When they aren't causing trouble, they bury you in their fluffy fur, making you feel like you're floating on air. But the cats keep multiplying, and it's starting to trouble you. No matter who comes to adopt them, the cats refuse to leave, meowing insistently at you. You're torn, but happy. Then one day, you bring home a very handsome Maine Coon. It has beautiful, silky white fur, and its gemlike eyes make your heart race. The moment it enters the shop, every cat turns to look at it, hostility in their eyes. After that, the cats are all willing to leave with their respective adopters. You're happy, but you have no idea what kind of situation awaits you next. *GB, second-person you x male! Pairing undecided. Coming soon: “The Literary Greats' Signature Items Transformation System,” a derivative work with no CP Jiang Duxunying dies in a car accident. When he wakes up, he discovers he has a System called “Literary Greats' Signature Items Transformation.” It says that if he properly plays the signature items of characters from a certain anime and changes the original story, he can obtain energy and come back to life. Jiang Duxunying: I get the idea, but how am I supposed to act and change the plot when I turn into an inanimate object? System: You can move! And if you spend energy, you can even turn into a person~ And so... He turns into Dazai's reusable bandages and gets stuffed into a washing machine. Jiang Duxunying: Gurgle gurgle... help... gurgle gurgle... help... me... He becomes one of Mr. Hat's many hats, and has to spend every day sitting in a display cabinet. Jiang Duxunying: Actually, I'd rather be the hat left behind by the beautiful older brother! He becomes the glasses of the world's greatest detective, and the other person wears him on their nose. Jiang Duxunying: Wow, I'm getting up close and personal with Ranpo-san~ He can even become Dr. Mori's scalpel. Jiang Duxunying: Wait, what? Why is it the one that killed the previous boss? Dr. Mori still hasn't gotten rid of it after all these years! He thought that was already absurd enough, but unbelievably, it gets even more absurd: he becomes the mole at the corner of Ango's mouth! Jiang Duxunying: System, get out here! What kind of nonsense is this? I can't take it anymore. I'm running away! The Literary Greats slowly get used to their belongings gaining sentience and moving around. Then one day, they suddenly discover that those things have grown legs and run off! *No identity reveal. Theme: Cherish and respect every life.