Capitalists Are All Vampires

In one year, Yu Xian went from a clear-minded and stupid college graduate to a tortured and resentful 996 social beast. In the end, he resigned angrily because he didn't get up at midnight on Sunday to change the boss's overtime plan and deducted all his performance. He wanted to give up and settle down, but due to livelihood constraints, Yu Xian turned around and interviewed for a new company. The new company is a bit strange, with a gloomy and remote office building covered with ivy, an office with thick curtains that cannot let in any light, and an interviewer who asks strange questions. Interviewer: Are you afraid of ghosts? Yu Xian, a firm materialist, wanted to shake his head, but he thought of his previous experience of being squeezed by evil capitalists and joked: As long as he is not a vampire, he is not afraid. Yu Xian was secretly applauding his humor, but the office fell into a strange silence, whether it was the interviewer in front of him or the man sitting in the shadows, whose face could not be seen clearly, only a pair of cold white slender fingers interlocked. Yu Xian was finally hired, but there were more strange things. The office computer made a scratchy noise at night, some naughty kid randomly wiped red fingerprints on the company glass, and the lamps flickered on and off repeatedly. At the end of the three-day probation period, when the interviewer carefully asked him if he would resign, Yu Xian said: Resign? It doesn't exist. With the salary your boss offers, he will die in this company. It doesn't matter if the computer makes strange noises, patting can cure all diseases. Yu Xian said "ah pat" and gave it a vigorous pat with a peach branch picked up by the roadside. A naughty kid scribbling red handprints? Yu Xian grabbed the child whose face was painted blue and threw him to stand under the sun. Are the lamps broken repeatedly? Yu Xian took out a Buddhist candlestick he bought at a roadside stall and took it to the office. It is energy-saving and environmentally friendly. The computer was photographed, and the naughty kid didn't dare to come. The candlestick was lit once, and the lamp never broke again. Just when Yu Xian clapped his hands and was about to retire, another psychopath came from nowhere and pointed at his handsome and elegant boss, calling him a vampire, an evil dark tyrant. Yu Xian was angry: What kind of vampire? Do you know how generous he is with his salary, how kind he is, and how much he cares about his employees? You are not allowed to slander him! While protecting his gentle and kind-hearted boss who would not utter a word to refute even if he was slandered by others, he called the police to arrest these lunatics. However, after one group was arrested, another group was arrested, and strange things happened one after another in the company. Later, Yu Xian finally discovered that those people were not lying and that his boss was really a vampire. At the same time, he realized clearly that there are no kind and selfless capitalists in the world. If he doesn't want your body to be a bully or a horse, then he must be thinking about your body in another way. Especially, when your boss is really a vampire :) A super tough bully but unaware of it, the nemesis of demons and ghosts is attacked by a gentle person in front of a person and a tyrant in the back (the person in front of the person refers to the protagonist in particular) Probably the hostile inhuman forces who try to bring down the company in various weird ways, and the protagonist who uses even weirder ways to crack and unintentionally correct the other party, a frivolous and frivolous daily novelist. Concept: sweet cookies