Can a Wage Slave Really Catch the Eye of a Creepy Guy?

"So you're saying a rich, handsome young man bought up every house in your residential complex just to rent one to you and be your landlord, installed over twenty hidden cameras outside your door to watch and spy on you, often stalks and follows you, and even plays housekeeper whenever you go out... uh, your lordship?"

Sheng Jiangji: "Mm."

"You're saying he's done all these... well, wildly abnormal things, but has never interfered with your normal life? He even came over to let you in when you worked late, forgot your keys, called him over, and invited him into your home, but instead of doing anything that would warrant calling the police, he watered your plants, wiped the table, mopped the floor, and even washed your underwear?!!"

Sheng Jiangji: "You don't have to shout about the underwear..."

"And you let him drive you to work in a Maybach at eight in the morning?!"

Sheng Jiangji: "I was about to be late... Perfect attendance is, well, pretty important."

Psychologist: "Is this really about perfect attendance?!"

Sheng Jiangji: "But it's perfect attendance! What wage slave could turn that down?"

Wage slave and psychologist, aka me: "Well... you have a point."

"So, what exactly is your relationship with that... uh, housekeeper prince now?"

Sheng Jiangji: "Con... confinement?"

"The kind of confinement where you eat delicacies, live in a detached mansion, have internet and a phone, and get driven everywhere?"

Sheng Jiangji: "Ah, pretty much."

"What's the difference?"

Sheng Jiangji: "He also keeps my bed warm."

"You know how cold winter is in City X. It takes ages to warm up every time I get into bed."

"One unrelated question: What made you decide to see a doctor?"

Sheng Jiangji: "Oh, I didn't want to come."

Psychologist: "...I can tell."

Sheng Jiangji: "But my housekeeper insisted I come talk to you. He thinks there's something wrong with my mental health."

Psychologist: ...

Wait, am I part of your kink?!!

Theme: To be decided.