How Hui Grew Up

After his parents divorced, Hui's family was dirt poor. Toji complained, "Boys are so hard to raise. I've been taking care of you all this time, and you haven't brought home a cent." Hui retorted, "I'm only five." Toji lectured him, "You have to start building relationships young. Every girl in your class is a potential customer." Hui retorted, "I'm not living off a woman." Toji threatened, "Don't think I'm going to raise you for the rest of your life. I'll feed you until you're eighteen at most." Hui was dismayed. So I still have thirteen years to go. The road ahead was long, and he'd have to endure. With help from the community, little Hui got into the Literary Masters Kindergarten. On the first day of his interview, the principal asked him, "Do you like kittens or puppies?" Without hesitation, Hui answered, "Puppies!" And then little Hui was placed in the Kitten Class. ORZ Principal Fukuzawa declared that cats were so cute, how could any child not like them? This must mean he didn't understand cats well enough! Later, life was hard, and Hui, forced to grow up too soon, met a strange white-haired man. 5t5 held out a lollipop and smiled teasingly. "Your dad gave you to me, you know." Hui calmly set off the child safety alarm on his backpack. Later still, once he started elementary school, Hui met lots of new classmates. One classmate's older brother insisted on dragging him into a video game, and even held his little brother's homework hostage. Yuji's big brother: "Show me a combo that'll leave me spellbound!" Yuji's big brother: "Or I'll tear up the group project Yuji stayed up all week to write, soak it in water, and make him drink it!" Looking back, Hui had this to say: "There's a jerk right by my side." *Parallel universe, plenty of author's own settings, a lighthearted comedy told through skits. Just enjoy it, don't take it too seriously. Setting 1: Everyone survives. This is a silly comedy, so no tragic partings. Setting 2: Sukuna is Yuji's biological older brother. Setting 3: Ages have been adjusted. Other details will be explained in the story. *Family and friendship themes, no romantic pairing. [Next door: A Certain Jujutsu Rapper, paired with 5t5] Theme: Even in a complicated environment, keep a pure heart. Press on, and never forget your original aspirations!