After I Got Five Catboys as Drops from Defeating Monsters

[Please add my new story, Practicing Speaking with an Otome Game Made Me a God, to your reading list!] My name is Hegawa Shimozuki. I'm an overworked corporate drone who ended up in another world after dying from overwork. I was pretty calm about it. This was small potatoes. It was just the kind of plot from those played-to-death stories like Bone■ Overlord or Reincarnated as a ■ Slime! When I learned this seemed to be the kind of single-player RPG I'd played before, I was ecstatic. Because, to me, the right way to play a single-player RPG is to take it easy and enjoy retirement... Playing cards, farming, fishing, and building a house is so much fun! So I ignored the most conspicuous quest on the main quest list, "Defeat the boss on the mountaintop to unlock the new world map," and resolutely set about building my own home. Then one day, after I killed a weak monster, it dropped a strange white cat wearing the same kind of sunglasses as fortune-tellers and blind masseurs. Some time later, I picked up a fox with a single lock of bangs and eyes that were extremely, extremely small. Me: ? Why are they so weird?? . During his time at Jujutsu High, 5t5 had a little-known embarrassing past. Once, driven by curiosity, he entered a forest that gave off a strange aura. It was expected that the strongest wouldn't be hurt at all, but something unexpected happened too. He turned into a white cat that could do nothing but meow cutely. Hegawa Shimozuki: Sniffle, thank you, other world! Now I have food, a house, and a handsome cat son! DK Gojo: I've never seen anything like this. 28 Gojo: Nice, let's have more of this. More, more! *Reader's Guide* 1. OOC characters and a heavily altered plot. This is a silly comedy. 2. The main idea is to happily farm and laze around, with various side stories mixed in. 3. Pairing: 5t5. 4. The female lead is an adult woman. She's not purely kindhearted. This is a slow-paced growth story, and staying alive comes first. She used to be an ordinary corporate drone. 5. This isn't a wish-fulfillment story. If you don't like the premise, please click away. Please add my new original story to your reading list! Practicing Speaking with an Otome Game Made Me a God Yun Lili is a prospective international student with terrible spoken language skills, and she's been feeling anxious about an interview lately. So her socially fearless friend helpfully suggested: "Why not date a few Japanese guys?" Yun Lili was shamefully tempted. But she didn't have the courage to try it in real life, so she found another way. A fully Japanese-language, full-dive dating game. Just the thing to give her a great environment for practicing a foreign language! . But Yun Lili soon realized something was wrong with her dating game. Along with romance, she drew all kinds of bizarre but ridiculously powerful cards, such as [Attack Basketball], [Kitty Fist Hiding Corrupted Power], [Thunder Punishment], and [Breath of the Archangel]... She had no idea that every time she completed a monster-slaying quest in the game, it caused strange phenomena in some other dimension. The people she rescued would search for her and worship her as a god. . After playing for a while, Yun Lili stopped logging into the full-dive game because she was busy preparing to study abroad. When she finally arrived in Japan... she was astonished to discover that the paper characters from the game had come to life! And the two young DKs were both seriously messed up in the head! The gentle, considerate DK she remembered brought her to a temple called the "Tianli Church," where they worshipped the "God of Tianli." Yun Lili knew the god's glorious deeds all too well. They were the levels she'd cleared while playing the game! At the same time, he gazed at her with a dark look and asked, "Will you disappear again?" The divine child with the Six Eyes held her close and rubbed his neck against hers like a cat begging for affection. In a sickly tone, he insisted, "Lili said it herself. You love me the most." And that wasn't the only trouble. One day, Yun Lili accidentally stumbled into a "friendly exchange" between the mafia. The strongest guardian and the strongest executive both turned to look at her. They said, "We've finally found you." Yun Lili: ...Can I really make it through school in one piece? Reader's Guide: 1. An ultimate Mary Sue story, mainly about Jujutsu Kaisen. 2. OOC characters and a heavily altered plot. Theme: No matter how powerful you are, don't get too arrogant. Be careful how you live.