Hanaizawa Shinpei Has It So Rough

A comeback project! The extras will be collected separately! Check out the story next door: When Kusuo Saiki's Bad-Boy Double Defects: Fly high with psychic powers and become a winner in life. Check out my friend's story: Is Giyu Still Confused Today?: What's wrong with using Breathing Techniques to slash curses? Check out my upcoming story: Why Aren't Any of My Guardians Human? Synopsis A few guys stopped me. They threw their arms around my shoulders with ill intent and dragged me into a narrow alley. The leader grabbed my pigtail and said in a strange voice, "Junpei, I guess you haven't learned your lesson, huh?" Hey, bro, do we even know each other? They beat me up. I was so upset I even cried in front of my little brother. My brother went to their school, dragged those guys onto the field, and gave them the fruit punishment. Then I had to go to their school and apologize. But after that day, my everyday life was never the same. Everyone told me I was Hanazawa Shinpei: "King of the Sheep," the mafia's conscience, a rising star among psychics, and the first person to compete with sorcerers for work. Wearing his green school uniform and clutching his schoolbag, Hanazawa Shinpei asked, "Do I look like any of that to you?" *The main story is told in third person. *About 100,000 words. It's a short story! *Pairing: Saiki Kusuo. He dodges the death flag. Synopsis of the story next door, currently updating When Kusuo Saiki's Bad-Boy Double Defects Hi, I'm Kusuo Saiki's Bad-Boy Double. I was the heroic savior who appeared for less than a minute in the disaster of the anime Saiki K.'s Disaster. I'm a psychic double of Saiki Kusuo, with all of the original's abilities and a face that's 99.9 percent identical to his. After saving the world, I became fascinated with it. That's right, my personality and way of thinking are almost the complete opposite of the original's. I like being noticed. I want to become a winner in life. So, while the original was under the effects of a weakening buff, I immediately pulled off my limiters and performed a time-travel act, vanishing right in front of him. Hilarious. You'll never catch me, hahaha. From then on, The Japanese National Police Agency had a rising star to pin its hopes on. The Yokohama Port Mafia had an unrivaled intelligence expert. The talent-starved jujutsu world had its strongest trump card besides WTW. The brooding version of the synopsis: A certain executive, who often writes scripts in his head and constantly gets himself killed, making me rescue him every time, once asked me: "You can read people's minds. Nothing ever catches you by surprise. If that's the case, life must be so boring. What's the point of living?" I said: "The meaning of life is to pursue hope. Do you think I'd tell you that? Of course not. I live because I find it interesting. Compared to death, being alive lets me think for myself, and that's enough." *Also known as Kusuo Saiki's Bad-Boy Double Wants to Be the Most Popular Guy Around *First-person narration warning. It's both silly and wildly out of character. *He chases, I run, but I can't get away even if I grow wings. *The story of how I got caught by the original just as I was about to succeed Theme: Pursue love and peace