I'm Itadori, and I Called the Cops

The female lead is a gender-swapped Yuji Itadori, and the pairing is set as Geto x Yuji. Geto's part comes later, after Chapter 24. Blurb: Because of her passive skill, Yuji Yuu often finds herself in situations where "someone who wanted to kill me a moment ago is madly in love with me the next." When she has to deal with someone insisting, "I'm your boyfriend," she can calmly beat him up, then call the police to haul him away. When someone says, "I'm your father," while someone else says, "I'm your boyfriend," she can still just about manage. If she can call the police, she does. If she can't, she lies flat and waits for Monday's reset. When several buffs stack together and she gets caught between fake family members and lovers, all she wants is to call the police and have herself locked up. P.S. 1. Gender-swapped Yuji transmigrates into a parallel world. The girl is called "Yuu," while the boy is called "Yuji." 2. Her passive skill is granted by the System. Her identity is assigned as needed from among family member, lover, and friend. The System is present the whole time, but only starts communicating with the female lead later on. 3. The story is set in Yokohama at first, then Tokyo. Expect absurd comedy, melodrama, and wild antics, with everyone getting dragged into the chaos. The pairing is set as the cult leader Geto. My upcoming works: 1. Strange Temp Worker, a BL transmigration story paired with Dazai. 2. Performative Personality, a danmei story paired with Gogol. My friends' upcoming works: The Embodiment of Infinite Void Gets a Happy Ending with the King of Curses [Jujutsu Kaisen] by Wu Ye Qing Qing [Crossover] Cherry Blossom Bro Is No Joke by Cha Yue [Crossover] Brain Flower Is Actually Me!? by Misscrazy Premise: Break free from falsehood and live positively and optimistically.