Case Closed, but a Pound of Pears

Next up: The Prince of Tennis, but Precure! "Allow me to decline." Yukimura Seiichi smiled and, just as expected, turned her down. Hanaguri Nana patiently tried to persuade him. "I think there's a good chance you're a magical girl with healing powers. Don't you want to cure your illness?" "..." "You could heal your teammates too. Even high blood pressure! You don't want your teammates getting high blood pressure at such a young age, do you?" Hanaguri Nana pleaded with him. "Puri, Captain, just give in already," Niou Masaharu added, stoking the fire. "..." Yukimura Seiichi's expression crumpled. "Fine. I agree to become a magical girl." After coaxing and half-tricking him into signing on, Yukimura Seiichi's illness was cured, but... "What happened to the healing powers you promised?" Hanaguri Nana awkwardly scratched her head. "I only said there was a good chance." To calm Yukimura Seiichi down, she hurriedly pulled out the two transformation watches she had left. "You still have two chances. I guarantee you'll get a big pity pull." Niou Masaharu snickered to one side, wondering who the other two unlucky people would be. Blurb "Yi Jin Ya Li" sounds like the Japanese word for "objection" and comes from Ace Attorney. Ukyou Hanajima was an utterly ordinary student at the University of Tokyo. After he somehow got bound to the Ace Attorney System, his life became completely different from what you'd expect in a world full of detectives. "Objection!" The situation was incredibly complicated. Sleeping Kogoro confidently announced his conclusion. Conan gave a dead-eyed stare. There was no way that guy was the culprit. Amuro gave an awkward laugh nearby. Just as Conan was about to use a tranquilizer dart as usual, a voice suddenly interrupted him in English. Everyone looked toward the source of the voice. It was a stranger, his blond hair fluttering in the wind. He pointed sharply at Sleeping Kogoro, while his other hand slapped a desk that had appeared from who-knows-where. In just a few words, Ukyou Hanajima identified the real culprit. "Who are you?" "Ukyou Hanajima, just a lawyer-in-training." Ukyou Hanajima gave a thumbs-up and a huge smile. Passing by at just the wrong moment, Okiya got straight to the point. "Ukyou, aren't you a computer science major?" "Well... a programmer who doesn't want to be a lawyer isn't a good programmer." Why did he suddenly become so unreliable?! And that wasn't the last of his unreliable antics. When Conan and the others ran into Ukyou Hanajima yet again, they also happened upon another murder case. "And the most crucial piece of evidence is... a lawyer's badge!" At the height of the case, Ukyou Hanajima pulled a golden lawyer's badge from his chest. "Wait, where did you get a lawyer's badge?" "Sorry, sorry. My hand moved too fast." Ukyou Hanajima awkwardly scratched his head, then coughed a few times as if to cover it up. "The real evidence is..." He quickly solved the case. So what exactly did he mean by "my hand moved too fast"? Conan still couldn't make sense of Ukyou Hanajima's thought process today. Tips: 1. Ukyou Hanajima is an ENFP and on the good guys' side! 2. The five members of the police academy group survive. 3. A crossover with the 3DS version of Ace Attorney, with some substantial adaptations. 4. Please go easy on the case logic. The author's imagination is limited. 5. Lots of headcanons. Any out-of-character portrayals are on me. 6. No conspiracy theories. Purely on the good guys' side, working steadily toward becoming the world's greatest lawyer. 7. Ukyou Hanajima has a friendship arrow pointing toward Sakaki Natsu. Sakaki Natsu's role is comparable to that of Professor Mia Fey in shaping Phoenix Wright. Theme: Let no culprit get away.