Surviving After Becoming Intersex

One day, Shen Yuxing awakened to self-awareness and discovered that the world he lived in was actually a melodramatic danmei novel. He was the vicious villain who constantly mocked the protagonist shou. Because he was so wicked, the protagonist shou and protagonist gong eventually sent him to prison once they had grown powerful. He spent the rest of his life there in misery, and died behind bars. Shen Yuxing dreamed that if he could get through the plot by making snide remarks, he would get to stay alive. So... The impoverished protagonist shou dropped out of school, then returned and came first in his class on his very first exam. Shen Yuxing: Seriously? Is there really anyone who thinks coming first is hard? Then he pulled out his own report card: after studying late every night for a month, he had come first in the whole school. The protagonist shou worked part-time to support himself, but someone framed him for theft. Shen Yuxing fanned the flames from the sidelines: Are you that desperate for money? Am I the only one who thinks this stuff isn’t even worth anything? The protagonist shou was cornered and bullied by a group of people. Shen Yuxing happened to pass by and mocked him: You little weakling. With a body like that, you think you can fight? Watch me show off my dazzling moves. After all that, Shen Yuxing thought he would surely be able to bow out gracefully. But then he noticed the protagonist shou looking at him in a more and more unsettling way. Then the protagonist gong confessed to the protagonist shou. The protagonist shou turned him down, then immediately confessed to Shen Yuxing instead. Shen Yuxing: Everyone, look! He’s panicking, he’s panicking... Holy crap??? * Xie Quan’s life had never known any light. Everyone avoided him, treating him like a menace, until one person appeared. On the surface, that person sneered at him, but behind the scenes he quietly supported and encouraged him, giving him a warmth he had never known... And so Xie Quan gained a secret: he wanted Shen Yuxing. After their first night together, Shen Yuxing gritted his teeth in Xie Quan’s arms and said, “That’s it? That’s it? You couldn’t even fill a tooth for me.” Xie Quan lowered his head and kissed him. “Mm. I’ll try harder next time.” ★+★+★ [Note: This is a ridiculous, logic-free comedy. Nitpickers, please stay away.]★+★+★ ★ [A ridiculous, snarky shou × a strong, beautiful, tragic gong]★ ★ [Screenshot uploaded on 1/9]★ Theme: Even in adversity, never lose hope in life.