Confessing My Devotion to the Scumbag Every Day

[Leaving the story, taking some time to find my rhythm before I come back to write again. Sorry.]

Yu Li has had countless exes. One day, he took a wrong turn and ended up as the miserable bottom in a melodramatic marriage-angst novel about a scum top and a pathetic bottom.

Yu Li: "?"

Luckily, the scum top is rich and handsome. Though he has someone else in his heart, he always has his assistant send Yu Li money on time, his face full of disgust. He's generous and never makes a fuss. His only request is that Yu Li not bother him.

Yu Li: "There's actually a deal this good?!"

Yu Li drives the scum top's luxury car, lives in his mansion, spends his money, and dates his own cute young men.

At the same time, he acts completely devoted in front of the scum top, sweet-talks him, and swears he'll love only him for the rest of his life.

Until one day.

Yu Li is cornered outside a bar by the scum top's beloved and receives a passionate confession.

He looks up and sees the scum top coming back from a children's store with bags of baby supplies, holding a baby and about to get in the car to go home after buying formula for Yu Dudu.

Assistant: Mr. Sheng, the madam's living expenses have been suspended for three months.

Sheng Guannan: Mm. Has he come back obediently?

Assistant: The madam hasn't come back. He ran off with the person you love.

Reader's notes:

1. The top will chase his wife through fire and ruin, and there will be romantic rivals everywhere. The top isn't exactly scum, but the bottom really is a playboy.

2. The bottom has a much younger half-brother on his father's side, and an even more beloved person in his heart.

3. This is a light, stress-relieving story that will end soon. It makes no sense, so just have fun reading.

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Pre-publication: Please add The Cannon Fodder Me Makes a Fortune by Writing Fanfiction to your favorites =w=

As the last spirit cat alive, after forcing himself on the male lead, trampling the female lead, and courting death countless times, Rong Lang reaches the end of the story and becomes a piece of trash reviled by everyone, no longer able to stand up straight.

The mighty Plot finally sets him free.

In a leaky, run-down shack on a rainy day, Rong Lang counts the six dollars he has left, then looks at the child he had with the male lead. He sighs and types into his computer: How Long Is the Private Part of Today's Top-Tier Star, Really?

The story goes viral.

Rong Lang frantically counts money at home and posts a second fanfic: How Much Do You Know About a Top-Tier Star's Staying Power?

The story gets an unprecedented response and reaches the ears of the person it's about, Gu Mingshi.

That night.

Rong Lang goes out to buy instant noodles, only to find Gu Mingshi blocking the doorway.

Gu Mingshi pins Rong Lang in place with a dark expression, then leans close to his ear. "I'm even bigger than you wrote. Want to try?"

Rong Lang thinks it over. "It would definitely help with the next installment, but your son is right behind you, watching and sucking his fingers."

Gu Mingshi: "..."

Wealthy-family top-tier star top X beautiful, mischievous cat-spirit bottom

Theme: Pursue life, cherish it, and always love yourself.