The Book's Male Side Character Follows the Plot with Goofy Humor

● My new novel, I Open a Shop and Get Rich by Relying on the Protagonist's Dialogue, is currently being serialized. Come check it out! The blurb is below (*^▽^*) ● This novel is complete! Please leave a five-star review (VERY LOUDLY), I beg you! ● Novel blurb: Lin Lin transmigrated into a book. The System said this was a CEO romance, and he'd transmigrated as the male supporting character who served as the CEO's stand-in. He only had a part in 5% of the story. Once he finished his part, he could do whatever he wanted for the rest of his life. System: When the plot kicks in, we'll do a double act. I'll read the lines, and you act them out! Lin Lin: OJBK System: In the hotel, you undo your buttons, revealing your fair, beautifully contoured skin, and try to seduce the CEO. Lin Lin stood in front of the CEO. Once he'd finished preparing, he shouted, "Hyah!" and burst his shirt open with his pecs, revealing his fair skin. The CEO, just about to start mocking him: ... System: At the banquet, someone gives you a hard time while the CEO stays beside his white moonlight. You can only put on a smile and get yourself out of trouble. Lin Lin sidled up to the person urging him to drink. "No, no, please stop trying to get me to drink. I really can't have any alcohol." The person urging him to drink: Why not? Lin Lin: Well, I just had a miscarriage. The CEO, just about to come to his rescue: ... It could only have been mine! After struggling through that 5% of the plot, Lin Lin turned around and saw that the CEO had somehow overcome the physical limitations of his expressionless face and was grinning like a maniac. Lin Lin: ... That's really not necessary. Reader's Guide: 1. Both leads are virgins. A silly, sweet story, no children. 2. They're each other's first love, but the original body of the bottom had one relationship that wasn't really a relationship. The top's so-called "white moonlight" is also not what it seems. ● My new novel, I Open a Shop and Get Rich by Relying on the Protagonist's Dialogue, is currently being serialized. It's a shopkeeping and business-simulation story about opening a store and getting rich. Come check it out *^▽^* [1] Yan Tang is a background character in a no-romance novel with a male protagonist. He's awakened to self-awareness and even has a golden finger called "Take Every Word Literally." But none of that can stand up to the character setting the world randomly assigned him: maximum poverty. [2] Yan Tang only wants to get rich. One day, he discovers that whenever the original protagonist says "good-for-nothings who only eat and drink," a wineskin and a feedbag really appear in his hands! Yan Tang: Supply source √ When the protagonist next says, "A man's knees are worth their weight in gold," Yan Tang runs to a secluded corner and drops to his knees, facing the wall with a loud thud. A few seconds later, he reaches beneath his knees with a furious expression and pulls out a piece of gold. Yan Tang: Capital √ Yan Tang, the shopkeeper who has successfully opened a store full of all kinds of products: This guy's not a protagonist. He's the Yiwu wholesale market come to life! [3] Ever since he discovered that the protagonist's lines were a secret to wealth, Yan Tang opened a store, bought land, expanded his staff, and made a fortune. He paid the most taxes, won the most awards, and eventually became the richest man in the country. Then he was interviewed. Now I'm a little curious. Is there anything rich people are afraid of? Yan Tang: Just took some laxatives. I'm in the Forbes Top 10, and what I fear most is my boyfriend suddenly getting tongue-tied and trying to dig out my heart and lungs... ● Upcoming novel 1: I Keep Giving My Archrival Haitang Tropes Every Day [1] One day, Su Xia, the "campus belle," accidentally catches his archrival cross-dressing. He has a slender figure, skin like white porcelain, and bright, lively black eyes. It's obvious he's enduring humiliation and disguising himself as a woman! Quick-thinking Su Xia frantically gives Pei Jiuyu a secret identity: I get it, I get it. You're a guy. Cross-dressing men are super common! In private, Su Xia clenches his fist with passion: I'll protect my sister's peaceful life! From then on, Su Xia's catchphrases become: You can't slap your classmates on the butt to say hello. Guys like brown sugar water too. Anyone who blocks a basketball with their chest is a damn jerk! [2] Another accident, and Su Xia sees Pei Jiuyu pull out... Su Xia cries all night and climbs the wall into Haitang. Haitang says: A long... one means she's a female top. Su Xia prepares himself mentally, ready to be topped while crying. But just as they start flirting, he catches the intoxicating scent coming from Pei Jiuyu. At once, Su Xia remembers Haitang's explanation. This has to mean he's an omega! Question: How do you mark someone in an ABO world? Su Xia, a repeat student at Haitang University, bites Pei Jiuyu on the back of the neck with his little fangs. Pei Jiuyu: ... [3] Someone tells Pei Jiuyu that Su Xia is sick and has a sweet delusion disorder: he automatically makes the things he sees seem better, and he only likes the idealized version of you. Pei Jiuyu turns and sees Su Xia nearby, gently comforting a girl who's just been dumped. "Don't cry. He probably didn't mean to ignore your call." Pei Jiuyu frowns. Su Xia: Maybe your boyfriend's dead! Pei Jiuyu: ... [4] After they get married, Pei Jiuyu keeps failing to get things going in bed, so he finally decides to ask what's going on. Su Xia: Sorry. I know Haitang's standard setup is two, but I'm not mentally prepared yet. ● Upcoming novel 2: I Take the Entertainment Industry by Storm with My Natural Allure Eighteen years after transmigrating into a book, the little demon Tang Jiu has swept through the entertainment industry with his stunning looks. Lately, though, he's been lusting after an award-winning actor with a perfect V-shaped torso and a washboard stomach. But the actor in the original story seems to dislike him quite a bit. Tang Jiu gently touches his face and asks, "Am I not good-looking?" Lu Wumian's eyes are deep, his throat bobbing. "Beautiful." Tang Jiu turns halfway around and pats his perky butt. "Or can you just not accept a man?" Lu Wumian's gaze flickers. Unable to stop himself, he turns away. "I can accept men." Tang Jiu is furious. "Then why can't you accept me?" Lu Wumian: But you're a garlic bulb that became a spirit... Tang Jiu flies into a helpless rage. "So what if I'm garlic? Are my clothes not sheer enough? Am I not pale enough when you pull them aside? Is my personality not spicy enough? You're discriminating against another species now?" Lu Wumian: But damn it, I'm a vampire!! Tang Jiu: O_o Well, that's a pretty big difference. I'm out of here... Theme: Shining isn't something only the sun can do. You can shine too