My Childhood Friend Is Always Falling Ill for My Sake

[Sorry, babies, this story isn't finished. Leave a comment to mark it complete and plant a tree.] Fang Cunjian's older sister wrote a danmei novel based on him and let him choose what kind of partner he wanted. A. A CEO with skin hunger syndrome B. A highly intelligent, socially anxious research genius C. A darkened, obsessive childhood friend Fang Cunjian: Then make it a highly intelligent, skin-hungry, darkened, obsessive, socially anxious childhood-friend CEO. Sister: ... Fang Cunjian hadn't taken it seriously until his childhood friend, who was rumored to have been sent overseas for treatment after falling ill, returned home and pulled him into his arms. Only then did Fang Cunjian begin to sense that something was off. Why is this exactly the same as what my sister wrote in her novel?! * Outsiders only knew that the eldest son of the Xie family, Xie Qingyu, was refined and aloof, with extraordinary talent. They didn't know he suffered from a condition called skin hunger syndrome, or that he hated being touched by other people. After returning home, Xie Qingyu happened to discover that he thoroughly enjoyed being touched by Fang Cunjian. From then on, there was no turning back. Xie Qingyu: Can I have a hug? Fang Cunjian: Sure, but don't go dark on me!!! #WhatDoYouDoWhenThePersonInYourNovelBecomesReal# #HowToStopYourBoyfriendFromGoingDark# [Sweet, adorable, universally adored shou x black-lotus, jealous gong] [Uploaded a screenshot on July 17. Plagiarism will be pursued.] **, ** Coming soon: My Life After Becoming an Intersex Person. Please add it to your collection!! Blurb: One day, Shen Yuxing awakened to his own existence and discovered that his world was actually a melodramatic danmei novel, and that he was the vicious antagonist who mocked the protagonist shou at every turn. Because he was so vicious, the protagonist shou and protagonist gong would eventually send him to prison after they grew up. He would spend the rest of his life in misery, dying behind bars. Shen Yuxing dreamed that as long as he made it through the plot by being sarcastic and cutting, he could keep on living. And so The poor protagonist shou dropped out halfway through school, then returned and ranked first in the class on his very first exam. Shen Yuxing: Seriously? Does anyone actually think getting first place is hard? Then he whipped out his own report card: after staying up all night for a month, he'd ranked first in the whole school. The protagonist shou worked part-time to pay for school, then was framed for stealing someone's belongings. Shen Yuxing fanned the flames from the sidelines: Are you that desperate? Am I the only one who thinks this stuff isn't even worth anything? The protagonist shou was cornered and bullied by a group of people. Shen Yuxing happened to pass by and mocked him: You little weakling, you think you can fight with a body like that? Watch this young master's dazzling moves! After all that, Shen Yuxing thought he could make a clean getaway. But he noticed that the protagonist shou was looking at him more and more strangely. Then the protagonist gong confessed to the protagonist shou. The shou turned him down, then immediately confessed to Shen Yuxing instead. Shen Yuxing: Everyone, look! He's getting desperate... What the hell??? * There had never been any light in Xie Juntong's life. Everyone kept their distance from him and treated him like a menace, until one person came along. That person mocked him to his face, but secretly supported and encouraged him, giving him a warmth he'd never known before... And so Xie Juntong gained a secret: he wanted Shen Yuxing. After their first night together, Shen Yuxing gritted his teeth in Xie Juntong's arms and said, "That's it? That's all? This young master could barely feel it." Xie Juntong lowered his head and kissed him. "Mm. I'll do better next time." [Snarky shou x gorgeous, strong, tragic gong] Theme: Let those who have been hurt feel the warmth of home.