Miss Dazai Wants Me to Confess

A martial arts prodigy with strength enough to lift a bronze cauldron [the raccoon mentor trying hard to reform a dark-hearted man] Police Officer Saki VS A fragile, harmless-looking mafia boss? [The white lotus drama queen mistaken for a high school girl, who goes along with it] Boss, but Gray Dazai First, an energetic online high school girl mistakes her for a scammer: Sakiko (wary): Online scammers these days are way too sneaky. Let me see what she's up to! After Boss Dazai sends a photo of his secretary to prove who he is. Sakiko (composed): Is that you in the photo? I got a little worked up just now. If you'd sent a picture sooner, I would've bought the tea our grandpa grows. He finally manages to rescue his greasy image in her eyes and preserve his good name. Then a beautiful man who looks utterly broken and gloomy becomes her friend, transforms into a suicide maniac, and, when she's found out, gives up on everything and insists he's her friend from a parallel world before clinging to her. When one person says Dazai isn't a good person, Sakiko doesn't think much of it. When more and more people say Dazai isn't a good person, Sakiko realizes how serious this is. Everyone misunderstands Dazai so much! (Heartbroken!) Dazai is so obsessed with going into the water. How could he possibly be lying to her! So she overcomes every obstacle, helps this suicide maniac learn to love life, and does her best to scrub the darkness off him. By the time she's done, everyone thinks they've misunderstood Dazai. Sakiko discovers that Dazai is actually the energetic online high school girl. (Not laughing.) He's a scammer!!!! Sakiko: Damn it, I'm going to arrest you, you lying scammer! 1. Be careful with online relationships. If necessary, download an anti-scam app. 2. Crack ship. I fell for him first, so there will definitely be OOC characterization. Don't take it too seriously. If you don't like it, move on without telling me. 3. Toilet literature. If you run into any problems, just repeat "toilet literature" to yourself and move on. Thanks. 4. It's sort of an alternate-universe setup for the other story, "Twenty-Five Dazai." That one has stalled, so I'll fill this one in whenever I feel like it. My next story is currently updating: "Is It Wrong to Make Fictional Characters Cook for Me?" Otherworldly crossover, Bungou Stray Dogs, and food Inspired by my obsession with Dungeon Meshi After nearly being assimilated by a demon while saving the world, Hirako decides to open a restaurant to regain her sense of taste and, while she's at it, rekindle her desires. The whole idea is to have other people cook for her in exchange for her granting their wishes. Well, if the owner gets people to cook for her, doesn't that still count as a restaurant? But before anything else, Hirako repeatedly confirms the first wish made to her: Are you sure your wish is to die with me? Theme: People should live their lives the way they want