Mr. Dazai Doesn't Want to Keep a Cat

[Updating: "Strategy of Dazai-senpai's Notes"] [Pre-received article from Wutai: "Please guide the "impossible" targets"] The aide-de-camp, who was extremely busy, took the time to answer the call from Dazai-san's guardian. Unsurprisingly, there was a series of non-stop questions about Mr. Dazai's current situation. The assistant officer thought for a while and replied: "The person in charge is in good condition. He has white fur, blue eyes, small round sunglasses, and can walk upright on two legs." Guardian on the other end of the phone:? ? Что? The guardian held a telescope and muttered: "Name 5t5, characteristics: white fur, blue eyes, wearing small round sunglasses, able to walk upright on two legs." The guardian crushed the telescope with a click: Awakening, hunting time [red eye special effect. Gif] Food guide: 1: CP Wu Tai, 1v1 cookie, don't be gay. 2: The article is not long, please don't make it fatter, and vigorously urge updates~ 3: This work is intended to entertain others and myself. I refuse writing guidance. No notice is required if I abandon the article. 4: There are a lot of delimiting symbols like (./|/), So please read carefully if you mind. 5: Insufficient ability to understand the characters, and OOC is inevitable. 6: Literary literature does not change the soup. If you have read one of the Five Taiwens written by me, I do not recommend reading it again~ Concept: Too far away from the shore, asking for help is like waving