Mr. Dazai Doesn't Want to Keep a Cat

[Currently updating: Notes on Winning Over Senpai Dazai]

[Upcoming Gojo x Dazai story: Please Pursue the "Unpursuable" Target]

The overworked assistant managed to take a moment to answer a call from Mr. Dazai's guardian.

As expected, the guardian launched into one question after another about Mr. Dazai's recent whereabouts.

The assistant thought for a moment, then replied, "The person in charge got pestered by a cat. It's in decent shape, with white fur, blue eyes, little round sunglasses, and the ability to walk upright on two legs."

The guardian on the other end of the phone: "?? What?"

Holding a pair of binoculars, the guardian muttered, "Name: 5t5. Features: white fur, blue eyes, little round sunglasses, can walk upright on two legs."

With a snap, the guardian crushed the binoculars: "It's awakened. Time to hunt. [Red-eye effect.gif]"

Reader's Guide:

1. Gojo x Dazai, one-on-one fluffy romance. Don't be a ship troll.

2. It's not long, so please don't wait for it to pile up. Pester me hard for updates!

3. Written for fun, for me and for you. No writing advice, please. No need to tell me if you drop it.

4. There are lots of separators like (./|/), so if that bothers you, read with caution.

5. My understanding of the characters isn't perfect, so there may be some OOC moments.

6. Same story, different packaging. If you've read any one of my Gojo x Dazai stories, I don't recommend reading this one too.

Theme: Too far from shore, a cry for help looks like a wave.