The Boss’s Secret Identity Can Do Anything

[If this is your first time reading, please see the reading guide below the blurb] * The Poirot Cafe on the first floor of the Mouri Detective Agency has a new owner. The mysterious young man, Tokieda Chisato, is the subject of all kinds of rumors. Besides the cafe's theme, which changes for no apparent reason, it also has an exceptionally handsome staff of young men…! There's a young Mafia boss in a black coat and red scarf, seemingly wrapped in bandages; There's a handsome, steadfast, kindhearted knight like a white steed's champion, the King of Knights; There's an indifferent priest with no sense of right and wrong, known as the All the World's Evil; There's a special-grade curse user who should already be dead; There's a gentle, cheerful cherry-blossom swordsman, captain of the first division of a certain public safety organization; … * Tokieda Chisato is a mysterious young man in frail health. To recover his lost memories, he opens a cafe in another world under the guidance of the world's consciousness. He runs the place himself, playing other people as his employees. The current gravity-manipulating executive of the Mafia organization once wandered into the cafe by accident. There he saw a huge Port Mafia sign and, sitting behind the counter, his former partner who had defected, dressed as the boss; The strongest white-haired sorcerer saw a cafe themed around the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons. The young friend who had passed away served him a lava cake shaped like a volcanic head; Following a familiar figure, a red sword tsukumogami wandered into the cafe by accident. There he saw a cafe with a Bakumatsu theme, and his former master smiling gently beside a vase of cherry blossoms. … “Welcome. This is where your dreams come true.” ◆ [Reading Notes and Content Warnings]◆ ① No CP, no romantic storyline, no flirting. While writing this, I kept the original work close at hand and carefully considered the relationships. I don't think I've gone beyond the original. If you find it suggestive, the original is gayer than I am. (Quite a few comments seem to be shipping the characters, so let me make this clear: this is genuinely completely CP-free. I don't mind people shipping them privately; enjoy the story, just don't bother anyone else.) ② Multiple secret identities. The protagonist's true identity is Okita Souji, who uses aliases while at work, a Counter Force employee. The setting is that the Type-Moon Okita is gender-swapped. There are lots of personal headcanons, but I don't think the characters are OOC, or at least not very OOC. ③ The main crossovers are Bungo Stray Dogs, Jujutsu Kaisen, and Detective Conan, with some Touken Ranbu content later on. Amuro Tooru appears a lot. The secret identities include Dazai, Chuuya, Geto, and, briefly, King Arthur (male) and Kirei. Dazai has the most appearances. Consider subscribing chapter by chapter, and stop if it isn't your thing! ④ The cover shows Chisato in a newly made Shinsengumi uniform. As a Heroic Spirit, he's only seventeen, at the stage where he's very good at acting cool. My complete, ready-to-read works No CP: Draw a Card, Then Become a High School Boy; Everyone Thinks I'm a Paper Doll Boys' Love: A Hundred Ways to Save the Liquor Distillery in Detective Conan, CP Gin; The Liquor Distillery Boss Wants to Retire Today Too, CP Hiromitsu; After Failing to Resign, I Got a Happy Ending with My Workaholic Boss, CP Rei; What's Wrong with Getting Promoted in the Organization?, CP Matsuda; Detective Conan Life RPG Theme: Striving relentlessly for your ideals