[Updated Irregularly]
Iseya Hiiragi was rescued by a System after falling into a river while working overtime late into the night. With no other choice, he accepted a mission to gather energy and save the System, binding himself to a super disguise system so he could get close to the Chosen Ones blessed by fate.
But can someone explain why every secret identity he can choose is a middle school student?!
A pink-haired girl who can't go three sentences without mentioning her beloved big sister, and who happens to possess the precious ability to teleport.
Doctor Mori: (smiling) Miss Shirai, would you like to join the Port Mafia?
A warm-hearted boy who can command beast-shaped curses, but is shunned by his classmates, quietly protects the peace of his town.
Megumi: (awkwardly) Hey, do you want to come study at Jujutsu High?
A blind boy who can draw other people's inner selves out and turn them into objects.
Dazai: (eagerly) Iku, want to draw out the shape of my soul and take a look?
Academy City's Number One, a white-haired demon burdened by sin.
Teacher: What a coincidence, I'm the strongest too~
And that's not all: Tokiwadai's Electric Princess, the Level 0 Imagine Breaker, a magical girl carrying the weight of timelines and deep friendships as she walks the world, pink-haired Madoka before she became the Law of Cycles, a cool and fiery junior high schooler with four eggs, handsome guys who play tennis with psychic powers, an unlucky boy who always messes things up and his all-purpose cat-shaped robot, a chuunibyou girl with the Evil Eye of the Dark Lord...
Building a base and recruiting talent from this world, an academy alliance made up of high schools from other worlds, parallel worlds, and what-if timelines is here!
* No romantic pairings beyond the canon couples in the original works
* No secret identities exposed
* The main settings are Jujutsu Kaisen and Bungo Stray Dogs. The secret identity characters are undecided and may include various weird anime I've watched.
----- Here's a second-person POV story coming soon -----
"A Made-Up Lover"
A strange dating app appeared on Dazai's phone. After failing to uninstall it several times, he tapped on it with great interest.
"Wow, there are so many options to customize!"
"I'll raise looks to almost the max. As for intelligence, being a little dumb might be cute, but turning into a slug would be really annoying, so average... Housework and physical fitness don't matter, randomize those... The 'affectionate' personality is fixed and can't be changed, and that leaves luck..."
"I wonder what it would be like to be as unlucky as possible?"
Grinning, he casually dragged the luck slider down to zero.
So the next day, a girl with dazzling beauty knocked on his door.
As it turned out, a luck score of zero really was unlucky.
Despite randomly generating an exceptionally strong physique, she still tripped on flat ground, always lost money when she went out, and every person she tried to help turned out to be a bad one.
She took care of all the housework and was a good cook. She never pried into her housemate's work, learned first aid for his sake, and could pick up a gun as soon as she took off her apron...
She was the perfect lover, one who would never betray him.
Until one day, Dazai was eating a homemade lunch from his beloved at the detective agency when he saw her black-and-white photo on television.
"At three o'clock this afternoon, an armed robbery took place at the central bank. Eight people were injured, and one person was killed."
"The gunman claimed he hadn't aimed at the victim. Witnesses said the victim lost her balance after bumping into something, and was struck in the heart by a bullet accidentally fired from the gun."
Just how unlucky could someone with a luck score of zero be?
She died because of one of his mischievous settings.
But that wasn't the end of it.
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At the moment of her death, Maro Koharu was bound to a System. To come back to life, she had to collect the emotional energy of designated targets.
A detective agency member who loved suicide, the strongest in the world of jujutsu, an executive of the Mafia, the top hitman of the liquor organization...
But the only secret identities the System could provide were people in the real world who were already dead or close to death.
Some were mistakenly killed after serving as bait to lure out murderers; some were cursed and transformed into nonhumans, then casually eliminated; others innocently got caught up in the Mafia's flames of war, lost their families, and died of illness.
She had to choose an appearance that was both connected to them and suited their preferences, approach them, and make them fall in love with her.
Theme: When you hear the word "youth," think of everything but mediocrity
