How to Beat the Ridiculous Love-Rival Game

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When Lin Ye opened his eyes, a handsome blond man with dark skin was passionately confessing to him.

[Please marry me!]

Lin Ye: Who are you, handsome?

Seeing the game dialogue box and prompts that had appeared before him, Lin Ye remembered that he must have transmigrated into some strange dating game.

Clear one route and he could return to reality. Lin Ye didn't think it would be difficult, but the few romanceable characters before him all seemed to have gotten their hands on some seriously twisted scripts. They said they loved the protagonist more than anything, but each one was more deranged than the last.

His official boyfriend, a blond, dark-skinned guy with a bit of a submissive streak: If it's you, I don't mind... as long as you're willing to stay.

His gentle coworker boyfriend, unlocked only on a second playthrough: I miss the days when it was just the two of us. You said it yourself, didn't you? We're partners.

His pink-haired, perpetually squinting senior, who gave him a stomachache just to look at: You know what kind of person I am? It seems I still let my guard down around you. You'd better forget what you saw.

The black-haired, curly-haired bomb disposal expert, also a second-playthrough character: You're just the same as before. But you're cuter when you don't talk.

The gentle young man with purple eyes, so hidden he was harder to find than a secret route: I never meant to get involved with you, but you insisted on barging into my life.

And then there was a certain secret character.

The mysterious silver-haired man: (coldly fires a gun) (says nothing) (anyway, just shoot)

Lin Ye: Help! What kind of people even play a game like this?! Is there really an audience for it? Surely they're not all just here for that, right?

Lin Ye: ...They aren't, right?

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After countless ordeals, Lin Ye finally cleared this game that could only be described as the game of his life.

He breathed in fresh air again, deeply moved to have cast off all his burdens. Then he turned around and saw his boyfriend.

The one from the game.

He pretended not to know anything and turned to leave, but his ex-boyfriend called after him. "It's a little late to pretend you don't know me. I've been waiting for you for a long time."

Then he ran into the other characters, too.

Lin Ye put on his most sincere expression. "Do we know each other?"

"We got married before."

"?"

"In the game. But I don't think you're the kind of scumbag who pulls up his pants and forgets the person he just slept with, Lin Ye."

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[Reader's Guide]

① Mainly Detective Conan + Ace Attorney (Prosecutor?), but you don't need to have played Ace Attorney to enjoy it, since the setting follows Detective Conan.

② The protagonist is purely on the heroes' side. His full name is Mikami Lin Ye, and he's very upright. Everyone survives in the later story. There are lots of personal touches, and he's a beloved, charming Mary Sue whom everyone adores.

③ To be continued. I'll add more if I think of anything.

④ The title and blurb may be polished, but the premise won't change. (Polished on 10/1.)

⑤ If you like it, please interact with me!

Theme: Clear the game with all your might!