[There's no love left. I'm not writing this anymore, so don't click in.]
Hello, everyone. My name is Mochizuki Ryu, and I'm an utterly ordinary wandering samurai.
By a stroke of luck, I found a strange young man by a little river in the countryside.
Slightly curly hair, red eyes, pale skin.
He said his name was Dazai Osamu.
He insists on wrapping himself in bandages, saying he feels insecure without them, like he's running around naked;
he's always trying all sorts of ways to get to the Sanzu River, but somehow never manages to kick the bucket;
a troublesome person who's afraid of pain and spice but loves causing trouble.
I thought that was already more than enough to give anyone a headache.
Until one day, we ran into demon slayers wearing uniforms emblazoned with the character “Extinguish,” a samurai with six eyes, and the leader of a blissful cult with rainbow-colored eyes.
That's when I learned this guy had another name:
“Demon O Tsuj O Muzan.”
↑ The scumbag boss's name has been manually censored.
[Addition*
Later, to fulfill my lifelong wish of seeing manga in my lifetime, I decided to start a manga publishing house in the Taisho era, when literature was flourishing.
I also found two rich friends to start the manga publishing house with,
one surnamed Gojo, the other Zenin.
Though these two friends could be pretty reckless sometimes, I always trusted them completely.
After all, they were known as the strongest in the modern era. Nobody could beat either of them, let alone both together.
Until one day, they died together.
Many years later, I accidentally transmigrated a century into the future and saw two people who looked exactly like my friends, possibly their reincarnations.
The one surnamed Gojo raised the one surnamed Zenin and even became his teacher.
Me, on the subway, looking at my phone like an old person.jpg
"Well, well, you two really know how to have fun, huh?"
Please note:
1. This is a spin-off inspired by I Became the Guardian General in Yokohama. You don't need to have read it to enjoy this.
2. The friends in the blurb are the previous heads of the Gojo and Zenin families. I hadn't originally planned to make this a Jujutsu Kaisen crossover, but I wanted so badly to write about the beautiful friendship of the previous Gojo and Zenin heads dying together that I couldn't resist.
3. The female lead was raised by a certain silver-haired natural perm. She's a mentally healthy adult, not crazy, ill, or obsessive.
Here are my upcoming works:
[Coming Soon 1]
What's It Like to Become a Villain in a Kids' Show?
Hinode Runa wakes up one day and discovers that she's become the villain in a children's animated series.
What's a children's show? The kind where her opponents are magical elementary school students who sing, dance, and transform.
After realizing her new identity, Hinode Runa's first thought is:
Whew, thank goodness I'm not a tokusatsu villain!
At the same time as she becomes a villain in a children's show, she accidentally stumbles into a strange villains' chat room.
The chat room showcases the full diversity of villains: pranksters, lunatics, thrill-seekers, brats, villains from shonen manga...
The other villains ask Hinode Runa, the newcomer: What kind of villain are you?
Hinode Runa: ...Thanks for asking. I'm just a pitiful, weak, helpless villain in a children's show.
After becoming a villain in a children's show, Hinode Runa's biggest challenge isn't stealing lollipops from elementary school kids or saying embarrassing transformation spells. It's figuring out how to hide her secret identity from her live-in boyfriend.
That's right. Before she was unlucky enough to be chosen as a villain in a children's show, Hinode Runa already had a boyfriend she loved dearly, and they were about to move in together.
To Runa, her boyfriend is occasionally a little shy and childish. When he looks at her, his eyes hold nothing but her, as if they're full of stars. In short, Runa loves him to bits and thinks he's adorable.
And yet this adorable boyfriend...
Is actually a shonen manga villain???
1. Children's shows are suitable for all ages, generally with even toddlers as part of the intended audience.
Tokusatsu shows are things like Kamen Rider and Ultraman.
2. The male lead is set from the start: he's the adorable guy in the blurb. Before their identities are exposed, they both think the other is an ordinary person. Neither knows the other is a villain, and they both keep up their ordinary-person disguises.
3. The male lead really is adorable!
[Brief scene]
One day, Runa, dressed in her transformed outfit, runs into her shonen manga villain boyfriend on a bridge as he's returning from causing trouble. In the awkward moment, her mind goes blank and she plops into the river, planning to swim home and collect herself.
Her boyfriend panics and jumps in to save her, forgetting that he can't swim.
Runa has no choice but to turn around and save him. As she drags him toward the shore, she grumbles:
"Idiot, did you forget I can swim?"
The boyfriend's henchmen: ...Are we kind of unnecessary here?
[Coming Soon 2]
Eloping with the Gu King After Reincarnating as a Miao Girl
Yan Fu, an infinite-flow player, enters the wrong world and unexpectedly breaks free of the Main God's control.
Her identity in this world is that of a nameless minor character who dies early in the story, and she's in a Miao village where the whole clan raises venomous insects.
Yan Fu doesn't hesitate. She decides to run away.
When she leaves the Miao village, Yan Fu, a seasoned eloper who was already good at running off with dungeon bosses in her infinite-flow instances, casually makes off with the clan's most precious treasure.
A human vessel about to be refined into a Gu King.
Later, after encountering various events that feel eerily familiar, Yan Fu realizes that the dungeon bosses she once eloped with seem to have all originated in this world.
For example, the ghost girl from the school dungeon is still a frail young girl going through those events;
the male college student who was dragged along by a school-bullying clique to explore a haunted house, then became their fall guy;
the girl who disappeared while traveling in the ghost marriage dungeon and ended up as a ghost bride;
the little boy with albinism who was called a little monster in the orphanage dungeon;
Including the pitiful Gu King she stole from the Miao village, who seems to have been destined to be the final boss.
Yan Fu: Interesting w
Miao girl x human Gu
Fun-loving infinite-flow player x loyal Gu King
The female lead is a professional eloper. Her specialty is running away with dungeon bosses [Hey!]
After the original dungeon bosses escape their fates, they all retain their memories from when they were dungeon bosses [smiles mischievously.jpg]
Fictional modern setting, made-up mysticism.
Please don't compare it to real life.
Theme: Do your part to protect ecological balance
I can't see the update. It seems like there are a thousand Dazai crawling on me.
Since my wife's account no longer writes v-articles, please tell me quietly the account that does write v-articles QAQ
In my lifetime!
Follow up!
Give you some rainbow farts (humble)
Science believes that a meteorite with a diameter of ten kilometers can destroy the dinosaurs in ancient times. Its shock wave can overturn the surrounding surface for tens of kilometers and lift up billions of tons of material and dust. The huge amount of dust will bury everything and plunge the world into a cold period.
But there is one thing that not even meteorites can overturn, nor can even material dust bury. It still emits scorching heat in the cold period.
That's my sincerity towards Teacher Xingxing ()
I will come and dig around every now and then... I hope you can come over and take a look once in a while, the annual update would also be nice ()
Second brush! Mrs! Rice rice! Hungry!
Ataki and Zaizai are not together yet, sooooooooooooo
It's so sad. The relationship is acceptable. Please don't cheat me. I like them both so much.
I can't read the next chapter. I feel like I'm crawling (?) In a miserable way (screaming loudly) (crawling in a dark and twisted way)
Mask of Pain, the sixth release notice this month
Come on, big brother, you are already a mature big brother, you need to learn to make more mistakes.
The solution to V is really a bolt from the blue. I hope my wife can finish it smoothly.
I can't see the update. It seems like there are a thousand Dazai crawling on me.
Since my wife's account no longer writes v-articles, please tell me quietly the account that does write v-articles QAQ
In my lifetime! Follow up! Give you some rainbow farts (humble) Science believes that a meteorite with a diameter of ten kilometers can destroy the dinosaurs in ancient times. Its shock wave can overturn the surrounding surface for tens of kilometers and lift up billions of tons of material and dust. The huge amount of dust will bury everything and plunge the world into a cold period. But there is one thing that not even meteorites can overturn, nor can even material dust bury. It still emits scorching heat in the cold period. That's my sincerity towards Teacher Xingxing ()
I will come and dig around every now and then... I hope you can come over and take a look once in a while, the annual update would also be nice ()
Second brush! Mrs! Rice rice! Hungry! Ataki and Zaizai are not together yet, sooooooooooooo
It's so sad. The relationship is acceptable. Please don't cheat me. I like them both so much.
I can't read the next chapter. I feel like I'm crawling (?) In a miserable way (screaming loudly) (crawling in a dark and twisted way)
Mask of Pain, the sixth release notice this month
Come on, big brother, you are already a mature big brother, you need to learn to make more mistakes.
The solution to V is really a bolt from the blue. I hope my wife can finish it smoothly.