My Deskmate Keeps Trying to Cure Me

A genuinely sickly, delicate, short-tempered rich second-generation boy who’s the bottom X a truly gifted Chinese medicine doctor who specializes in treating spoiled young masters, a scheming top On his first day at school, his new deskmate fainted right onto him. His new deskmate had a fever and was bedridden for three days. His new deskmate got winded after every few steps... He Chu couldn’t watch anymore. “How about I treat you?” Zhou Xunni gave him a look. “Can you even do that?” They were leaning against the old wall beneath Tian Shui Alley. He Chu had an arm draped over Zhou Xun’s shoulder and said casually, “Might as well give it a try.” Zhou Xun lowered his eyelids. “All right, let’s try it.” * At first, Zhou Xun drank whatever medicine He Chu prescribed without so much as furrowing his brow. Later, when Zhou Xun decided to pursue him, he started making a fuss about everything. It was too bitter, too hot, smelled awful. There was always something to complain about. At first, Zhou Xun was so well-behaved that He Chu never had a chance to scold him. Later, when Zhou Xun made a particularly big fuss, He Chu couldn’t bring himself to scold him. Zhou Xun: He Chu, this medicine is really bitter. He Chu: Is it? Let me try it. Zhou Xun was so poor that all he had was money. Later, He Chu cured Zhou Xun’s illness and his poverty, too. Please add my new novel, I Secretly Got Married to Myself, to your collection. When Song Linsheng went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate, he discovered that he was married. But he had no idea when he’d gotten married. He even found another phone in the most secret drawer in his office. It was full of flirtatious messages with a little-known actor. Had he secretly married someone behind his own back? * After a whirlwind wedding and honeymoon, Shi Nan returned to work. The next day, the head honcho from headquarters made a surprise appearance, and it turned out to be the newlywed husband Shi Nan had married just one month ago. Confused, Shi Nan went up to talk to him. Song Linsheng looked at him coldly. “Who are you?” Thinking Song Linsheng didn’t want to acknowledge him in front of everyone, Shi Nan snuck into the CEO’s office. Song Linsheng immediately called security, then mocked Shi Nan mercilessly. “Trying to sleep your way to the top? Know your place.” Shi Nan: “...” A few hours later, Song Linsheng came home with a bag of fresh vegetables. Shi Nan was standing at the door holding a rolling pin. Song Linsheng asked gently, “Darling, would dumplings be all right for dinner tonight?” Shi Nan: “...” The whole world had gone completely surreal. I rose and fell in the vortex of this dark world, fleeing without a moment’s pause. Then I met you. Please add my new novel, The White Moonlight’s Post-Marriage Meltdown, to your collection: Sheng Hang had been in love with his brother’s friend, Wei Zhe, for eight years. But Wei Zhe only had eyes for another man. At his brother’s birthday party, Sheng Hang had quite a bit to drink. Looking at the person he’d loved for years, he decided to go all the way. Wei Zhe had long been in love with his friend’s younger brother, Sheng Hang. But Sheng Hang only had eyes for someone else. At his friend’s birthday party, Wei Zhe got drunk and, in a moment of impulsiveness, made a move on the boy he’d watched grow up. When they woke up, the two stared at each other in confusion. Sheng Hang: Brother, you look a lot like the person I love. Wei Zhe: What a coincidence. I mistook you for someone else, too. With each of them pining for someone else, the two made do and got married. * Feeling frustrated, Sheng Hang added someone nearby to chat with. Sheng Hang: My legal spouse has a white moonlight in his heart. How do I win him over? The other person replied: My partner has a white moonlight in his heart, too. I’m pulling my hair out over it. When their true identities came to light and everything went spectacularly wrong: Sheng Hang said, “Brother, I did it on purpose back then.” Wei Zhe lit a cigarette, blew out a ring of smoke, and narrowed his eyes. “What a coincidence, little brother.” Every carefully laid plan was for the chance to stand shoulder to shoulder with you. A crush that lasted a lifetime, and a marriage that was the only way out. Theme: Work hard and strive for success