This Demon Village Is Under My Protection

Before Shi Yu came to Tianchi Village to serve as its village chief, he never would have imagined things would be like this. A muscular merman soaking in the river, a big tabby cat that could talk... And a huge bird spreading its tail at him and asking if he had a partner. Shi Yu clung to the metaphysics expert from the neighboring village, trembling: There are monsters! I'm scared. Monsters? Nan Jiuchen turned around and showed him the tip of a white tail. Is this what you mean? Shi Yu reached out with a trembling hand and touched it. !!! Damn, it's warm. It's real. Shi Yu packed his things in the middle of the night and tried to run away, but Nan Jiuchen blocked his path. You touched my tail and now you think you can run? Shi Yu: ...I'm not running. I'll look after all of you from now on. Shi Yu: What's our goal? Villagers: Running water and electricity? Enough food and warm clothes? Shi Yu waved a hand. Think bigger. Villagers: The freedom to shop online? Shi Yu, exasperated: Get your heads in the game. We're aiming to get rich! That ginseng sprout, get underground and grow some whiskers. You merman who can cry pearls, keep those tears coming. Don't stop! And you, bird who keeps spreading your tail, go stand at the village entrance and greet our guests. After Tianchi Village escaped poverty, a reporter came to interview them. How did you manage to make your fortune? The villagers replied with the weary air of people who had seen it all: First, you need a village chief who's absolutely deranged and utterly without human decency. Please bookmark my new novel, Dad, I Brought the Kids to Find You Chi Ran transmigrated into a metaphysics novel and traveled far and wide with his senior brother, hunting monsters and dispelling evil. When he woke up, Chi Ran had returned to the real world. The three little ones he and his senior brother had just subdued had come with him: a little zombie, a little merperson, and a little zombie. They stood in front of him, crying as they called him Dad. Entertainment news: Rich heir Chi Ran is a new dad. Three hours later, entertainment news: Rich heir Chi Ran turns out to be a fake heir. The real heir returns, and Chi Ran is thrown out of the Chi family home with his three kids. Chi Ran had no money at all. His three kids had needs of their own: the little zombie had to keep eating to maintain his vital energy; the little merperson needed a big swimming pool or his tail would atrophy; and the little zombie had to keep smelling a certain perfume to keep himself under control, or he'd go berserk. All of that cost money. Chi Ran: Just let me perish. Just as Chi Ran was at the end of his rope, he saw his senior brother, the CEO of a wealthy family, on the TV screen. * At the launch event for the Xi Group's new perfume, reporters were interviewing CEO Xi Feng when three adorable little boys suddenly appeared from nowhere. The boys rushed over, hugged Xi Feng's leg, and shouted, "Daddy!" The flashbulbs went off, and the reporters went wild. Those three children were the kids of the fake heir who had been thrown out of the Chi family a few days earlier. Theme: Contributing to the development of new rural communities