The Monster Divorce Agency

Blurb: After waking from a thousand-year slumber, Shen Qiu Ci finds everything unfamiliar. A police officer from the Bureau of Supernatural Affairs asks him, “Do you have a wife or husband?” Shen Qiu Ci: “I think I had a husband. We divorced a thousand years ago.” Officer: “Oh, life as a supernatural being is difficult these days. If the property division was unfair when you divorced, you can sue your ex-husband and get what you're owed.” Shen Qiu Ci shakes his head. “No need. He was probably human, so I'm sure he's been laid to rest by now.” His “laid to rest” ex-husband turns out to be the director of the Bureau of Supernatural Affairs. Shen Qiu Ci takes his ex-husband to court. Ex-husband: “After everything you did to me back then, you're still going to sue me?” Shen Qiu Ci: “What did I do to you?” The ex-husband gestures: “Evidence one, two, three. Witnesses A, B, and C.” Evidence one: A record of their conjugal relations. Evidence two: A wooden washboard worn smooth from kneeling. Evidence three: A torn painting. Lotus Spirit: “I saw Director Long get kicked out of the house. He didn't blame him at all. He even cooked a meal himself to coax him. I couldn't bear to watch.” Wolf Spirit Guard: “Our director always has bite marks of all sizes on his hands and neck, but he never complains. It's just too pitiful.” Rabbit Spirit Maid: “I can also testify that Mr. Shen once tore up an album Director Long spent three days and three nights painting for him. Director Long didn't get angry. He even knelt on the washboard. It's just too pitiful.” Theme: A longing for love and the pursuit of dreams