Spy Secret Identities: A Detective-Fiction Crossover

Little angels, my novel will be going premium the day after tomorrow, with a 10,000-word update then. Please support it! Breaking news: Little ○kan and Shonen ○ Jump join forces in an unprecedented crossover, launching the brand-new side-story series SPY x DETECTIVE! The major forums are buzzing with excitement, all saying they can’t wait. Only Nohara Yuzue sighs. Making him play Lloyd, Yor, and Anya, while also writing the original story himself, is going to fry countless brain cells! Besides, he still has to follow in his parents’ footsteps and become a great novelist. He never expected to become a manga artist first! God, please send someone to save him! [Lloyd: The Savior of the Metropolitan Police] Even though he’s from the country of Hans, somehow he managed to get into the police academy in Neon. The forces behind him must be terrifying. He solves countless cases and saves tens of thousands of lives. He becomes the man Neon boys admire most and the man Neon girls adore most. Even Kudo wants to give up his dream of becoming a detective. Wait, don’t let this turn into Detective Edogawa! [Yor: The Thorn Princess of the Black Organization] She’s the most mysterious and terrifying person in the Black Organization, with the codename Thorn. She looks delicate and gentle, but when she discovers a traitor, she transforms into a super powerhouse. Gin regards her as a kindred spirit and heaps praise on her. But in reality, she’s Lloyd, the Metropolitan Police’s shining star’s secret wife. Shh... She also has an adorable daughter. The power of a mother’s love means she won’t let anyone destroy her family. [Anya: The Beloved of Teitan Elementary] Everyone marvels: Anya is so cute. Only Edogawa wonders: Why does this kid keep going to dangerous places? Haibara gives him a withering look: Because you taught her bad habits. No romance. Characters are extremely OOC, all because the author’s writing is terrible! Any romance between the secret identities is all staged by the protagonist. No love story! I’ll update daily unless something comes up. If I have something to do, I’ll ask for a break in advance. Coming soon: The Bald Demon King’s Anime Barbershop, dedicated to solving hair loss among young anime fans A corner of Yokohama, across from Beika Town, by a street in Konoha, opposite the Jujutsu High School... At some point, a barbershop called Five A’s swept across every dimension, and became the most famous chain barbershop brand. Dorothy accidentally became Saitama’s disciple and the next-generation Bald Demon King! The Bald Demon King descended upon the anime world, becoming everyone’s nightmare. Five A’s Barbershop Rules: 1. Anyone who picks a fight with the owner will be made bald by the owner. 2. Those willing to work diligently at the shop might have a chance to grow their hair back. 3. No one is allowed to say that the owner and her master are both bald! Rival shops sent thugs to threaten and intimidate the owner. The owner gave an evil smile and used her superpowers to make them all bald. Let’s hurt each other, humans! From then on, Neon got a bald Dazai, a bald Gin, a bald Gojo, a bald Orochimaru... The Bald Demon King became the scourge of every villain, making them weep in despair. People knelt before the owner, begging for their hair to grow back. The Five A’s Barbershop’s fanatical followers emerged as well. Worship this owner, and you can grow your own hair back while leaving your enemy bald. The business grew bigger and bigger, and eventually they created a hair growth serum that surpassed superpowers. From then on, no one on Earth would ever be bald again! Theme: Live diligently, help one another, and love one another