The Whole of Yokohama Has a Grudge Against Me

The World Consciousness woke from a long slumber and discovered that Yokohama was a rather strange place. For instance, whenever she walked around, one oddball after another would make a ridiculous scene just to get her attention. Even stranger, none of them would let go afterward. Some even seemed eager to adopt her. Chacha, silently clutching her secret identity: “…” Do you people even know who you’re trying to adopt?! You actually have the lofty ambition of raising an entire world! And there was always someone trying to uncover her precarious little disguise. “Hey, if you’re the great World, would you save me?” A certain bandage-wrapped man with a heart of darkness leaned toward the girl, chuckling softly. The World Consciousness, Chacha, now clung to by yet another person: “…” If I say I won’t save you, will you really let go? #Why do you all love making a scene to get my attention so much# #Chacha is out of touch. She doesn’t understand humans anymore# #Let go of me, I want to go back to sleep# #When can I finally sleep for another few billion years# Chasing the light is instinctive for everyone, and this world itself is that undying light. The list of people who make a scene to get her attention: The bandage-wrapped waste of space Yokohama’s hat rack A certain all-powerful esper The Port Mafia’s lolicon doctor The white-haired cotton-candy villain The famous detective who can’t ride the train The rabbit princess of the Great Sky’s flames The poor part-time Five-Yen God A certain Red Sword’s King The vicious Calamity Hound, Rasho-mon The boss who bounces around on the top floor, Dazai (And growing) A few things to know before reading: 1. The heroine is extremely, ridiculously Mary Sue. A love-triangle free-for-all is guaranteed. She is the center of the story and, in a roundabout way, everyone dotes on her. 2. The heroine herself is already overpowered. 3. This story is pure wish fulfillment. Any plot holes can be treated as authorial headcanon. 4. The timeline is a mess and everyone is out of character. If that bothers you, escape through the top-right corner. Theme: Chase the undying light. No one can resist their own world.