Where Are You Going, Little One?

[Please add my upcoming book, "My Enemy Turned Into an Egg"] Tang Xing woke up one day to find a fluffy little cub sitting under him. He'd always been easygoing, so he figured he'd deal with it as it came. Besides, it wasn't like he could eat the thing. To raise the little cub, Tang Xing opened a convenience store in Baiyun Town. By day, he sold sunflower seeds, spicy snacks, and instant noodles. At night, he played fortune-teller, helping people exorcise demons and ward off evil spirits, and drawing talismans. People nicknamed him "Master Tang the Half-Immortal." After all the trouble of raising his son, the little rascal started causing trouble at kindergarten every other day, stealing toys from the other kids. When Tang Xing scolded him, he actually ran away from home. After going to great lengths to find him, Tang Xing carefully asked, "Little one, where are you going?" His son said, looking aggrieved, "I want to find my mommy." Tang Xing got a headache. I'm your mom, you little brat! Li Wenqing, the newly appointed head of the police station's Special Cases Investigation Unit, came over after hearing the news and said to the little cub, "I'll help you find your mommy." Tang Xing was utterly confused. "Who are you?" Li Wenqing: "Your man." Tang Xing: "I'm your dad!" Li Wenqing: "If you want to play that way, I'm not opposed." Tang Xing bared his teeth and claws. Bring it on! This half-immortal will exorcise you today, you demon! Later: Tang Xing: "You're too much of a demon. I can't handle you anymore. I'm done, I'm done!" Li Wenqing pinned him against the wall. "This is only the beginning." Tang Xing gave in. "Fine, I'm your dad, okay?" Li Wenqing lowered his head, while a colossal shadow with a gaping mouth appeared on the wall. "Good boy. Daddy will take care of you." Reader's guide: MPreg, amnesia, and a whole heap of melodrama. Solving cases and raising a kid, all in one. A fierce bottom x an even fiercer top. **Please add my upcoming Sentinel/Guide sweet romance, "This Sentinel Is a Bit of a Jerk"~ A volatile, possessive Sentinel x a slow-witted, underachieving Guide. An epic clash of jerks. Tang Yibai is a D-rank Guide whose spirit animal is a little grass turtle. He's mild-mannered and slow to react. He just happened to do exceptionally well on the college entrance exam, getting into the Federation's First Military Academy and becoming the bottom-of-the-class underachiever. Luckily, there's another classmate even worse than Tang Yibai: Lu Yufei. He's a Sentinel, but has no spirit animal. He's antisocial and unruly, never pays attention in class, and sits firmly at the bottom of the rankings. Out of a fellow student's compassion for the underdog, Tang Yibai, the second-worst student in class, channels the spirit of the Ninja Turtles and goes out of his way to look after Lu Yufei. They form a mutual-support group for underachievers, though Lu Yufei doesn't appreciate it and is always complaining that Tang Yibai talks too much and gets in his way. Until one day, someone teased Tang Yibai's little grass turtle, flipping it onto its back so it couldn't right itself. Amid a chorus of laughter, a huge, barely visible dragon suddenly snatched up the little turtle and carried it into the sky. Its four tiny legs kicked wildly in terror. Before everyone's eyes, Lu Yufei radiated an overwhelming, invisible force and said coldly, "From today on, I'm the only one allowed to bully this turtle." Everyone: "..." Tang Yibai: "???" Later: Tang Yibai: "W-why are you always bullying me?" Lu Yufei: "Don't like it? Then I'll bully someone else." Tang Yibai: "No! Keep bullying me!" Theme: Family, friendship, and love