You're Lying on My Tail While You Sleep

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When late-stage chuunibyou Xiao Fendi has his fortune told at a roadside stall, the bald old immortal bows three times and kowtows nine times as he declares that Xiao Fendi is a descendant of Nuwa in a past life!

He also says Xiao Fendi was born to reshape the world, and must find another chosen one to save the world together.

The first time the descendant of Nuwa meets Fuxi's reincarnation, he's relieving himself by the roadside. He gets nervous, and his zipper catches the two little pendants between his legs. How embarrassing!

The next time they meet, the descendant of Nuwa has Fuxi's reincarnation pinned to the ground, accusing him of stealing his wallet. Then he feels his own pocket and finds his wallet right there... Awkwardness Plus!

The third time they meet at school, Fuxi asks for directions, so the descendant of Nuwa draws him a map and gives him a one-day tour package for the women's changing room at a university.

Theme: Even goofballs deserve to find love.