The next novel, *My Enemy Turned into an Egg*: Scheming masochist Dragon God gong X Tsundere immortal lord shou whose words and actions don't match. Please add it to your favorites!
Preview: One day, restaurant owner Yu Lin received a huge white egg that came with its own hatching app. He suddenly regained his memories of a past life. Wasn't this his old enemy, that hypocrite Lord Qingshi?
In his previous life, Yu Lin was an accomplished cultivator. He and another immortal, Lord Qingshi, had completely opposite temperaments and couldn't stand each other. After fighting in the celestial realm for over a thousand years, they both fell and descended to the mortal world to undergo a trial.
What do you do when your enemy turns into an egg? Obviously, you hatch it! Then you stew it once it hatches!
Several days later, the huge white egg finally cracked open, and out came a palm-sized dragon hatchling. It gazed at Yu Lin with wide, innocent eyes and let out a babyish, "Chirp?"
Good heavens, it's so adorable it's killing me!
Yu Lin was instantly smitten and decided to let bygones be bygones, keep the little dragon as a pet, and raise it!
Several more days passed. The little dragon grew into a big one, transforming into a handsome man with sharp brows, bright eyes, and jade-white skin. It was none other than Yu Lin's thousand-year nemesis, Lord Qingshi!
You've got to be kidding me! Yu Lin fumed. "Where's my baby? Give him back! He was cute and tiny!"
Qingshi came closer step by step, a dangerous smile playing on his lips. "You love babies so much. Why not have one of your own?"
Pinned down and unable to move, Yu Lin blushed. "W-We are enemies."
Qingshi ran his tongue along the tip of his fang. "That's exactly why we should be together for lifetimes, until death do us part."
Novel blurb:
Director: Cut! That death had absolutely no beauty to it. Again!
Agent: They handed you such a great opportunity and you still let someone else steal it. How useless can you be?
Fan: Some nobody from the thirty-eighth tier dares to push you around. Why didn't you fire back?
As a slow-witted, soft, and adorable banana spirit, Xiao Jiao's response was... no response at all. At most, he'd say one word: "Oh."
But his overbearing sugar daddy wouldn't stand for it. "Move aside! I'll tear them all to shreds!"
***The Sugar Daddy's Daily Routine***
Butler: Second Young Master, what would you like for breakfast?
Sugar Daddy: Bananas.
Butler: Second Young Master, what would you like for lunch?
Sugar Daddy: Bananas.
Butler: Second Young Master, what would you like for dinner?
Sugar Daddy: Bananas.
Butler: ...My Second Young Master really does love bananas.
Overbearing, childish sugar-daddy gong X Self-reliant, soft and adorable banana-spirit shou. Mpreg later on. A fluffy, silly, sweet urban romance. All characters are fictional and have no real-life counterparts. The entertainment industry and filming process are also made up by the author, so please don't take them too seriously.
*Next novel: *My Enemy Turned into an Egg*: Scheming masochist Dragon God gong X Tsundere immortal lord shou whose words and actions don't match. Please add it to your favorites!
Blurb:
One day, restaurant owner Yu Lin received a huge white egg that came with its own hatching app. He suddenly regained his memories of a past life. Wasn't this his old enemy, that hypocrite Lord Qingshi?
In his previous life, Yu Lin was an accomplished cultivator. He and another immortal, Lord Qingshi, had completely opposite temperaments and couldn't stand each other. After fighting in the celestial realm for over a thousand years, they both fell and descended to the mortal world to undergo a trial.
What do you do when your enemy turns into an egg? Obviously, you hatch it! Then you stew it once it hatches!
Several days later, the huge white egg finally cracked open, and out came a palm-sized dragon hatchling. It gazed at Yu Lin with wide, innocent eyes and let out a babyish, "Chirp?"
Good heavens, it's so adorable it's killing me!
Yu Lin was instantly smitten and decided to let bygones be bygones, keep the little dragon as a pet, and raise it!
Several more days passed. The little dragon grew into a big one, transforming into a handsome man with sharp brows, bright eyes, and jade-white skin. It was none other than Yu Lin's thousand-year nemesis, Lord Qingshi!
You've got to be kidding me! Yu Lin fumed. "Where's my baby? Give him back! He was cute and tiny!"
Qingshi came closer step by step, a dangerous smile playing on his lips. "You love babies so much. Why not have one of your own?"
Pinned down and unable to move, Yu Lin blushed. "W-We are enemies."
Qingshi ran his tongue along the tip of his fang. "That's exactly why we should be together for lifetimes, until death do us part."
Completed silly fantasy BL novels:
*Because I'm Fluffy*: Rabid sentinel X Broken-hearted guide
*Have Any of You Seen My Dragon?*: Berserk black dragon emperor gong X Gentle young man with special dragon-taming skills
*Pah! This Alpha Is Toxic*: Petty, girly Alpha gong X Strong, manly Omega shou
*CEO, We Lost Our Egg*: Scheming, domineering human elite gong X Overpowered pheasant spirit shou
*My Big Goose Is So Naughty*: Trouble-making goose spirit gong X Hardworking chicken-farm owner
Theme: Push forward through adversity, and rely on yourself in life
It's very good. I've read it three times. It's the second best short story I've ever read. I've recommended it to my friends many times and also posted it on Douyin. It's really, really, really, really, really, really good to read. I hope the author and this article will become more and more popular.
Thanks to my wife for the limited exemption. Overall, it is very sweet, and the shortcomings are also obvious. However, my wife's character is very interesting. The naive second young master and the cute little banana supported me to the end. I look forward to seeing my wife's better future~
It's a bit short. The last two chapters of the outline-style article don't seem to have the satisfaction of completion, as if the game is over as soon as it begins.
It's really a little banana hahahahahaha
Spread the flowers, the writing is superb!
Sweet, sweet, please keep sprinkling sugar
Sweet, sweet, please keep sprinkling sugar
Very nice, thank you to the author for the limited edition.
Bananas are triploid and cannot give birth to baby bananas haha
It's very good. I've read it three times. It's the second best short story I've ever read. I've recommended it to my friends many times and also posted it on Douyin. It's really, really, really, really, really, really good to read. I hope the author and this article will become more and more popular.
Thanks to my wife for the limited exemption. Overall, it is very sweet, and the shortcomings are also obvious. However, my wife's character is very interesting. The naive second young master and the cute little banana supported me to the end. I look forward to seeing my wife's better future~
It's a bit short. The last two chapters of the outline-style article don't seem to have the satisfaction of completion, as if the game is over as soon as it begins.
It's really a little banana hahahahahaha
Spread the flowers, the writing is superb!
Sweet, sweet, please keep sprinkling sugar
Sweet, sweet, please keep sprinkling sugar
Very nice, thank you to the author for the limited edition.
Bananas are triploid and cannot give birth to baby bananas haha
Thanks for the limited fee, it looks great