The Bigwigs of the Three Realms Are Fighting to Be Dads [Book Transmigration]

[Teaser: Why Do the Protagonist Gong and Shou Both Love Touching My Tail? Please support it!] Xu Zhanxing, the leader of an interstellar pirate crew, transmigrates to a xianxia world and becomes a demon sovereign whose true form is a ginseng fruit tree. After the war between the Immortal, Demon, and Monster Sovereigns, Xu Zhanxing unexpectedly gets pregnant. The self-disciplined, proper Immortal Sovereign: Give birth. The baby can be mine. The arrogant, hedonistic Demon Sovereign: Give birth. The baby can be mine, and take your surname too. The obsessive, corrupted beauty of a subordinate: Give birth. The baby can be mine. He and I will both take your surname. Xu Zhanxing flips through a book that appeared in his mind the moment he got pregnant. Don't come near me. Go find your cinnabar mole, white moonlight, or life-saving benefactor, the protagonist shou. Later, one line from a dog trainer surnamed Xu becomes famous throughout the xianxia world: Whether they're mad dogs, stupid dogs, or fierce dogs, they're all dogs. All you need is a whip and some meat. --Please support the upcoming book, Why Do the Protagonist Gong and Shou Both Love Touching My Tail?-- Blurb: Shen Liqiu transmigrates into a locked-up, over-the-top angsty romance novel, becoming the third male lead, a disabled mentor gong who is sinister and selfish, stupid and vicious. On his very first day in this world, he awakens the Empire's one-of-a-kind beast form: a snow fox. The little fox stretches, and the Star Net crashes under the traffic. The Empire asks three questions every day: Did the little fox livestream today? Has he revealed his identity? Will he choose me as his caretaker? The little fox scratches his ear and paws out a caretaker's guide: First, fluffy, not slippery. Second, warm and cozy, not fierce. Third, soft and fragrant, not hard. So the aloof big brother, whose beast form is a blue jiao, shaves the wolf pack bald and gets hair transplants overnight. The suited thug tosses aside the cane that has cracked countless skulls and signs up for private smile etiquette lessons. The great beauty, for whom "soft" is a forbidden word, immediately performs a 720-degree midair twist and bends backward until he's flat against the ground. The little fox props his chin in his hands as he watches the protagonist gong and shou derail the plot. "Didn't you kick me out, break off our engagement, and have the whole internet blacklist me? I'm the third male lead you hate most, you know?" In response, the beasts gaze at him with burning eyes and bow low before him. The little fox smiles warmly and rests his fluffy tail in a hot palm. "Well then, you can touch it once today." Shen Liqiu is timid and a complete coward, but being neglected has taught him to read people, push his luck, and take advantage when he can. He's no good person. He's a fox. And a fox should take advantage of the tiger's might. * They would never forget that day, when Shen Liqiu, even seated in a wheelchair on stage, was the most dazzling presence of all. That was the moment they fell for him for life, but it was also the start of Shen Liqiu soaring to new heights. In the Empire's thousand-year history of song and dance, only his name is engraved in gold. --Historical danmei xianxia, The Beloved One of the Shura Field Reveals His Identity, complete-- --ABO fantasy danmei, I Went Viral After Filming a Divorce Variety Show, complete-- *Dear readers, please add this book and its silly author to your favorites! Theme: Live life with optimism and an open heart