My Big Goose Is Such a Brat

[Please add my upcoming book, My Enemy Turned into an Egg, to your collection!] On a stormy spring night, with thunder and lightning overhead, Tang Fengru, the young owner of a chicken farm, found a dying goose with badly scorched wings and took it home. Once its wounds healed, the goose became quite impressive, displaying extraordinary fighting ability. Tang Fengru decided to keep it as a guard goose. But it was a spoiled thing: it demanded the best feed and the cleanest water, spent all day chasing cats and dogs and bullying the chickens, and ruled the countryside like a tyrant. It even tried to take over its owner's bed. Naturally, the owner wasn't happy. Tang Fengru: If you don't behave, I'll pluck you and stew you in an iron pot! The goose actually spoke like a person: "Heh. Come on, Tang Chicken." Tang Fengru: ... A flash of white light, and the goose turned into a handsome, muscular man. He sneered. "You've been lusting after me for ages, haven't you? Don't think I haven't noticed!" Tang Fengru: I haven't... I didn't... You're making things up... Several days later. Tang Fengru: So good~ A goose spirit who causes trouble everywhere X a hardworking chicken-farm owner. A silly, lighthearted story. A rustic farming story told like a running diary. Most of the information about raising chickens comes from the internet, so please excuse any inaccuracies. Blurb for You're Just Relying on Being Fluffy: Qiao Ran was a useless Guide. He was so hopeless that he even lost his own spiritual form when he was only a teenager. One day, he got lucky and found an unclaimed spiritual form: a huge white lion. Although the big white cat wasn't the brightest, its fur was soft and pleasant to stroke, and it was incredibly powerful. One breath of it was like a shot of strong stimulants. Qiao Ran's headaches disappeared, his back stopped aching, and he began living a happy, self-sufficient life. Then one day, the big white cat's owner, a stingy, crazy man, showed up at his door, and Qiao Ran's good days were over. Before: Qiao Ran: Can I borrow your lion to pet for a bit? Just once! Man: No. You're too ugly. Later: Qiao Ran: I'm exhausted. I can't keep petting it. Can I take a break? Man: No. Later still: Man: I'm letting you switch to me, since you're about to pet the lion bald. Qiao Ran: ... A clueless Guide VS a mad Sentinel. They're both a little crazy, but they'll heal each other through companionship and reach the top together~ Completed silly fantasy BL novels: Pfft! That Alpha Is Toxic: A petty, girlish Alpha gong X a strong, manly Omega shou CEO, We've Lost Our Egg: A domineering, scheming CEO gong X a powerful pheasant spirit shou The CEO's Little Banana: A chuunibyou sugar daddy gong X a soft, cute banana spirit shou Moral: