Anti-narcotics, this article is sweet and bitter.
The second-generation policeman is a sweetheart x a sweetheart. Two generations of father and son work together to solve the case. They are obsessed with love and rule of law. The value of attack vs. Force by the police is off the charts and they are keen on committing suicide.
Silly Goosezi are all love-minded, but they are not love stories. It took a lot of time and effort to complete the full text, and even more hair. The stupid author has the attribute of being a talkative, and he is more open to himself. Having someone to chat with is more important than anything else.
Anti-drug theme, imaginary! Empty! And empty! All the characters in the article have the excellent attributes of insisting on studying advanced theoretical ideas and often carrying out party analysis, criticism and self-criticism. All characters have no allusions or prototypes.
[My advance payment]: I would like to humble myself and ask for an advance payment that I planned to open. I urgently need caring little cuties to help in pairs and provide targeted poverty alleviation! !
[The first book of 2021: The hedgehog I picked up turned out to be a big star]
Narcissistic white fairy star VS blind and humble little film policeman
The big star is the Hedgehog Immortal.
The daily duties of the police station include looking for cats, dogs, children, and helping drunks find house keys.
Until one day, late at night, during heavy rain, a fat rat spirit with sticky hair and barbs covered in mud and water took the initiative to come to the door to ask for help, crying and burping anxiously:
"Uncle policeman! What should I do if I lose my inner elixir? In five days I have to go on location, in seven days I have to appear in a variety show, and in ten days I have to join the set to start filming the annual big IP 'Supernatural Love: The Endless Love'..."
Film police officer He Xiao: "emm... I'm having some auditory hallucinations due to the strong tea today. Let me see what the forest police phone number is? Maybe a zoo or a research institute!"
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At first:
The inner elixir of the Hedgehog Immortal returned to his original position and transformed into a human being.
Film policeman He Xiao: "... You should go back to being a mouse. The little meatball doesn't take up any space and there's no need to spend money on clothes for you."
Hedgehog Immortal: QAQ
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Later:
Film policeman He Xiao is crazy about TV variety shows: There are thousands of good-looking idols, but I only like the ones who can turn into mice.
The big star Bai Chunye cursed and hit him on the head: I told you eight hundred times that I am a hedgehog fairy, if you can't remember my face anymore, you will be dead!
Film policeman He Xiao: QAQ
[The second book in 2021: Beak Buddha]
The monk is reborn.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I was forced to watch the male bird who claimed to be my 'boyfriend' in the previous life, shaking off his colorful and cool tail feathers, and jumping around in courtship dance.
The monk was puzzled and asked him if he had epilepsy.
The 'boyfriend' is very angry. He is angry and wants to kill someone.
Monk believes in cause and effect, observes the precepts and refrains from killing. The monk expressed great anxiety.
——Previous life——
Wu Powang: Who do you believe between me and the Buddha?
Abandoning filth: Believe in Buddhism.
Wu Powang: Who do you care about, me or the Buddha?
Abandon filth: hold on to the Buddha.
Wu Powang: Between me and the Buddha, who do you worship on the stage?
Abandon filth: worship Buddha.
Wu Po laughed wildly, insulted the Buddha, abandoned the Dharma and killed the monks. The red feathers covered the sun and pecked away the abandoned Buddha bones. Before he died, he heard him say:
"I practice selflessness and letting go. I can let go of Buddha, but I can't let go of you."
——This life——
The demon king Wu Powu holds the abandoned bones of the Buddha in his mouth, kills the golden crow, imprisons the sun mother, creates a blood pool, and creates a chasm in the sky, disrupting the order of heaven and earth.
The Three Realms and Six Paths were miserable, so they selected a death squad to catch birds and kill them at Xihe Palace.
Unexpectedly, the Demon King smiled and lay down with his hands tied, and in front of the gods and demons, he pecked red feathers and turned into a bald quail. He jumped into the Five Yun Pond, his cultivation was completely destroyed and turned into a wisp of red smoke.
The gods and demons lamented: "In the Wuyun Pond, all false emotions are gone, and all filth and dirt are purified. This demon bird must be too rampant and cannot be tolerated by the way of heaven."
That day, the little novice monk's shiny bald head turned red with embarrassment. He covered his face and peeked: "Bird, you can change your body as soon as you change it. Why can't you change your clothes?"
A certain demon king felt aggrieved and innocent: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, gods and demons bullied me. They burned my grass nest, pulled out my bird feathers, and ruined my practice. I can't transform into clothes. I beg for mercy, little monk."
Demon King VS Buddha Bones,
Playing a lot of red-footed crow VS sleepwalking little novice monks all the time,
Under the sun, I am the most cunning, red-mouthed, red-footed chough spirit VS a lazy and boring practitioner whose head is as empty as his heart.
Hoarder, talkative person vs. Homebody who loves to throw things away
[My serial]: Yinyan, mainly because this one is not sweet enough for the two silly geese, I will write another one that is too sweet and greasy, and it is almost finished.
Intention: Italian artillery set up