[Bungo Stray Dogs] My Boss Dazai Can't Possibly Be This Adorable

Name: [Bungo Stray Dogs] My Boss Dazai Can't Possibly Be This Adorable
Author: Yearning for Beauty in the Distance

[文豪野犬]我的太宰首领才不可能那么萌

by Yearning for Beauty in the Distance (天之方兮望美人)

Status: Completed
Length: 9k Words
Genre: Romance
Era: Fantasy & Future
Updated: 4y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

You are a top assassin.

One day, a certain underworld boss from a neighboring country hires you for a job.

The target is himself.

My take on the characters is wildly out of character, with a silly, chaotic tone. Short story, completed. Alternate-universe timeline (Black Atsushi, White Akutagawa), second person, Boss Dazai x you (original female lead).

This is my first time writing something like this, so if anything goes wrong, it's all my fault.

New story coming soon: [Cyberpunk] Good Morning, Night City!

It's 2074. What sane person still goes to Night City?

As it happens, though,

led by fate, the outsider Lei Zhe accidentally visits this free city drenched in neon lights and light pollution.

And just like that, Night City never looks back on its glorious path to winning the title of "Worst City in North America."

"Hello, do you have any spare rooms for tonight?"

"How many people are in your group?"

"Let's see. We've got a cowboy gunman from a Western gang, a Greek master assassin, the chief scientist of a doomsday tech company, an ancient vengeful spirit from Hokkaido, the fourth president of the Republic of Sordland, a vigilante hacker, a fallen noble and detective from Warsaw, an expert from a wasteland logistics company, a berserker from Hell..."

"Ah! I've heard this joke before. All those identities belong to you, right?"

"No, there really are that many people outside."

"Then we're full."

This story brings together characters from many games, mixed with my own understanding of the cyberpunk world. It takes place in Night City in 2074.

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