The Scriptwriters Upend the Cursed World

[Guys, I have to rant: the brains on the two sides of Jujutsu Kaisen are completely mismatched! The villains are in a political-thriller, while the heroes are still living in a high-school rom-com.] Driven by readers' grievances, Dazai somehow ends up at the technical college and gets bound to a comment-bullet system. [Finally, someone can save the good guys' IQs (hey!)] [Dazai, give JJK a taste of what a master strategist can do!] Dazai: ... You're giving him way too much credit. What a shame, he has no intention of doing anything that takes effort. Yet no matter what he does, things turn out pretty well, and the white-haired classmate is always hanging around him. [Satoru wants to cuddle up to you. Please choose: accept or accept later.] [Big white cat, come quick! Your black cat is getting gloomy again.] [Counting guy, are you there? How many times has Dazai been rescued now?] [Dazai-cat: Giving up the struggle and choosing to lie flat.] >>> Later. The black-haired young man gently waves a cypress fan, smiling softly. “In my view, the jujutsu world never needed to exist in the first place.” Rewrite the rules, defy fate. The bloodbath begins. >>> 1. Happy ending. Pairing: Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu. Crossover ship, be aware. 2. [Not recommended for readers who are fans of every JJK character.] 3. No other couples. A canon couple appears briefly in the background (Toji and Megumi's mom). 4. The plot is heavily altered, with many clues and foreshadowing in both the plot and character settings. The mysteries will be unraveled gradually. Theme: Saving others is also a way of saving yourself