Gojo Says No to the Slacker System

[My profile has completed Gojo-centric stories and several upcoming ones] While 275 is conscientiously busy saving the world, a laid-back System suddenly drops in. Curious Gojo kitty: "A System is usually a protagonist perk. You have good taste. So what's the main quest?" System: "Become a proper slacker!" Gojo: "...Huh? This crappy Jujutsu world is doomed!" System: "Host has worked for over 48 consecutive hours. Stamina -10." System: "Host has slept less than eight hours and cannot recover stamina. Please let go of your obsession with overtime and schedule enough time to rest!" Gojo: "Teacher Gojo is a key NPC in this world. There's no time to rest." As the strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer exorcises cursed spirits with a health-draining debuff, teetering on the brink of sudden death, the slacker System finally can't take it anymore and whisks him off to another world. Who cares if the world falls apart? Go take a proper vacation! Gojo: "The villain in this world has gotten way stronger? That sounds so familiar it makes me want to throw up..." System: "First figure out whether the chicken or the egg came first. Don't be so overwhelmed by your sense of responsibility!" - [The Touken Ranbu world] A tsukumogami no blade in the citadel goes unnoticed. Every time a squad goes out on a mission, it quietly follows them. [Natsume's Book of Friends] A name is added to the Book of Friends: that of a big cat youkai. Every time, it shows up just in time to save Natsume from danger. [Inuyasha] A half-demon finds a little cat on the verge of death, only to discover that it's his older brother's male fiancee (?) Seriously, do all youkai have such a wild love life? - His stamina races along the bottom, and he saves the world while covered in blood, all the while making friends across dimensions and becoming everyone's beloved group pet. Gojo: "Hey, you know what? Teacher's life is amazing even outside the Jujutsu world!" [Reader's Guide] * Gojo-centric, adored by everyone, platonic and no pairing (there may be some romantic tension). * Mountains of headcanons and plenty of plot holes. Don't scrutinize it too closely. * The author is a happy-ending enthusiast whose tastes run to the sickly and battle-worn, but this is a sweet story (I'm sure of it). * The cover is from a friend. --- Upcoming story: "Forced to Recuperate by a Vote of the Entire Internet" --- "The Most Popular Characters People Want to Force into Retirement and Recuperation" ranking. The top vote-getters will be forced to comply? That's practically criminal! Who would vote for something this outrageous? A look reveals that first and second place have a whopping 1.72 million and 1.48 million votes, respectively. I stand corrected! We didn't understand the high-dimensional netizens well enough, and our judgment was too hasty. * The smoke clears. Battle damage is a trivial price to pay. The Six-Eyed Child, unable to move his lower body, and the Silver Bullet, coughing nearly to death, sit side by side in a sanatorium. There are no cursed spirits or members of the Organization around, only sunshine and flowers. The atmosphere is just right. "Huh? Shuichi-chan, were you brought here against your will too?" "The FBI? Sounds like a super~ dangerous job!" "So you hurt your lungs at work too? Can you apply for workers' compensation?" "Ho, a Jujutsu Sorcerer?" "...Sorry, what's that? I've only heard that thirty-year-old virgins turn into wizards." * This so-called recuperation program is enforced, but its purpose is healing. The method is to fulfill the wishes of high-dimensional netizens and have the patients share their life stories with one another. This is way too embarrassing! Whoever you are, let me out! "Ah, so this is what it's like for best friends to get along?" "Shuichi-chan, who made up a story about an enemy he's never met being his rival lover, really has no right to say that, does he?" Theme: Let every act of devotion be seen, and every sacrifice have meaning.