Dazai Just Wants to Slack Off in the Jujutsu World

- [Main story complete, extra chapters updating]

Dazai went into the water as usual, and got fished out by a white-haired man as usual. Wait, why wasn't this white-haired guy Atsushi?

Wait, why did he have to rely on this white-haired guy's cursed energy to stay alive?

Why did he have to live with this guy, who went to bed at four in the morning and got up at seven?

Why did he spend eighteen out of every twenty-four hours with a certain white-haired man? Was that normal?

They were teacher and student, not partners!

Dazai, the famously sickly one in the jujutsu world, had an exceptionally valuable technique. But with a teacher who was constantly working himself to the bone, pulling all-nighters seven days a week, Dazai only had to laze around in plain sight every day.

During physical training with his classmates, he slept. While Yaga made his rounds, he traded stocks. When Gojo went on a mission, he tagged along to play video games.

Until one day, the Book suddenly started acting up, and he saw the strongest jujutsu sorcerer standing alone amid the ruins of Shinjuku.

That man always kept him close and protected him. He had never seen him in such a battered, heart-stopping state.

Facing Sukuna, covered in blood, with heart-stirring blue flames burning in his sky-blue eyes.

"If there's not much difference between the two sides, then go save people."

The strongest had just come out of the Book and searched nearly the entire world for him. He yanked Dazai into his arms, as if their flesh and blood would melt together.

Dazai gazed into those weary yet steadfast heavenly eyes and let himself fall into the sky that man had opened up for him.

He knew with absolute certainty that he wanted to save him.

Just as Satoru had saved him, again and again, without a moment's hesitation.

The only trouble was that they accidentally ended up on the trending list.

[HOT] The strongest sorcerer and Sukuna fought, and Shinjuku's been reduced to rubble!

[HOT] The person who jumped off a building in Shinjuku is the strongest sorcerer's partner!

[HOT] The strongest jujutsu sorcerer jumped off a building with someone right after killing Sukuna! [Video] [Video] [Photo]

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Satoru x Dazai, they dote on each other. Some familiarity with the source material is needed. Some Jujutsu Kaisen characters won't appear. A self-indulgent fic for fans of both series.

No Dazai-bashing or Dazai-cheating, no accusations of the teacher being unprofessional, and no bullying little Satoru.

Specific content warnings are in the author's note for Chapter 3. Please take a look, babies.

-[The following is a preview of my upcoming story, Dress-Up Story with My Childhood Friend]-

Dazai had a childhood friend with white hair and blue eyes. His childhood buddy was handsome and strong, like an adorable big white cat with a cheeky streak.

They almost got engaged.

But that was all in the past. At their engagement party, Dazai set a fire, and everything went up in flames.

He left his past behind, changed his name, and came to Yokohama to start a new life.

But something about this new life wasn't quite right.

Why had a dress-up game suddenly appeared on his phone? Why was he supposed to dress a man up?

And why could that man dress him up too? Aaaaaah!

So...

Yaga: "Satoru, why are you coming to school in a maid outfit?"

Gojo: "...Um, don't you think I look really cool like this, too?"

Yaga: "Change back into your uniform!"

Gojo: "I can't take it off!"

So...

Boss Mori: "...Why is Dazai wearing a white kimono to the party?"

The only white figure in a sea of dark clothes: "Mr. Mori, you really do meddle. I've just been really into this color lately."

The Gravity User: "Are you crazy, Dazai? Why are you wearing a woman's formal dress on the front lines? Have you finally lost it?"

Dazai: "Do you think I'm wearing it willingly?!"

Every day, Dazai wanted to strangle his childhood friend through the phone. But since he didn't want his identity exposed, he gritted his teeth and played the boring dress-up game with him.

Then one day, as he wandered around Yokohama in a blue kimono chosen by his childhood friend, someone suddenly grabbed his wrist.

The newcomer had a pair of beautiful, heavenly eyes, lovely enough to seem otherworldly.

Seeing Dazai, who had "come back from the dead," wearing the outfit he'd carefully picked out for his online friend, Gojo, forced into a suit, ground his teeth. "I knew it was you... Explain what this is all about!"

Dazai: "..."

Oda: "So Dazai really was in an online relationship before."

Ango: "...You only just found out, Oda?"

Dan: "It never occurred to me that Dazai was old enough to date."

Ango: "...But eighteen is still kind of young to start dating, isn't it?"

The white-haired, blue-eyed beauty slapped an engagement contract down on the table. "This is a legal online relationship!"

Ango: "...Nobody said online relationships were illegal, Gojo."

Dazai said seriously, "We weren't dating online before. Really. We were just messing with each other."

Oda took a sip of his drink. "So that's why Dazai wore a pink fluffy cat jacket on a mission?"

Dan: "That outfit actually suited Dazai pretty well."

Ango: "...I can't take this anymore. Dazai hadn't even defected yet. What kind of Mafia member wears a pink cat jacket on a mission?"

Gojo the cat proudly puffed out his chest. "I picked it!"

Dan said earnestly, "Ango, it's not a 'pink cat jacket.' It's a 'pink fluffy cat jacket.'"

Ango: "...I really can't take this anymore."

Dazai blinked. "Does this outfit look good on me?"

Gojo the cat was the quickest to answer. "It looks super-duper amazing!"

Oda: "Looks good."

Dan: "Looks good."

Ango: "...Actually, it does look good."

It would be perfect if he and Gojo weren't wearing matching outfits, one blue and one brown.

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Content warnings:

Everyone gets put through the wringer (seriously).

An unapologetically indulgent, sweet, doting romance. Pairing is little Gojo and Dazai, with the order intentional. They dote on both Satoru and Dazai.

[There are a lot of descriptions of the two leads' appearances! If that's not your thing, babies, feel free to skip this one.]

Not recommended for fans of every Jujutsu Kaisen character, even though Jujutsu Kaisen has little part in the story.

Theme: I want to build a gentle world for you.