The Homophobic Insect Queen’s Homecoming

【Complete. 70% anti-piracy protection.】If Alan had another chance at life, he wouldn’t have boarded that starship for triple the salary. If he hadn’t boarded it, he might have found a wife, had a child, worked until retirement, and lived an ordinary, happy life like any straight man on Earth. They often asked Him: What does it mean to be unsatisfied? Why are you unsatisfied? He might not have a wife, but he had so many husbands. He might not have a wife to bear his children, but he had given birth to several lords for the insect race himself. He might not have lived to retirement, but the entire universe was the Insect Mother’s playground. He could have anything he wanted. “Can I really have anything I want?” Alan asked them, as well as His children. “Can I go home?” The male insects thought long and hard, then hit upon one idea after another. “You can’t attack the Federation’s central command and make humanity submit. That isn’t going home, it’s destroying your home.” “You can’t alter my memories.” “Please don’t turn the insect race’s territory into a copy of the human world…” “And you absolutely can’t devour Earth and erase my home from the map of the universe.” “You also can’t brainwash humanity into becoming my toys. I don’t need that kind of companionship.” … … … “Fine. Let’s change the subject. Discuss who’ll share my bed tonight.” The human Insect Mother yawned and rolled over to sleep. Today was another day of saving his homeland. 【Reading notes】: 1. Set in a fictional world unrelated to reality. Please don’t compare it to real life. 2. The Insect Mother is the focus, and he’s adored by everyone. As the story progresses, all his relationships are one-on-one, as required by Jinjiang. All his partners are virgins. Some characters have misunderstandings, but both body and heart belong solely to the protagonist. 3. A diverse range of male supporting characters: an aloof, doting “mom”; a gloomy, ghostlike insect who’s bad in bed; a beautiful insect seme with a split personality; a domineering, old-fashioned seme; an emotionless, detached master who follows the ruthless path; a cool, bking seme; a sunny, ghostlike seme; a younger, lovesick puppy; a devoted, hopelessly in love seme… Please check out my upcoming story, The Homophobic Straight Man Becomes the Ultimate Furnace Ling Shu is a natural-born beauty lover. His greatest joy in life is looking at beautiful women. After transmigrating into a cultivation world alongside his rival, the overpowered male lead Long Aotian, the goddess is gone, and he can’t even look at beautiful women anymore. Worse, he has to serve tea and water to that guy and act as his sidekick every day. Damn it! To teach his arrogant rival a lesson and find the goddess who transmigrated into this world too, Ling Shu follows the guidance of a fox demon with a golden finger and begins cultivating an incredible technique. Other people’s immortal foundations are things like the pathetic 【Azure Dragon God】, 【Birth of All Things】, and 【Son of Heaven】, while the immortal foundation he builds, 【Yin Bodhisattva】, sounds even more impressive. Its divine abilities are just as extraordinary 【Sacred Form】: He’ll cultivate a compassionate Bodhisattva’s face and an indestructible diamond body. He’ll study it seriously! 【Nectar】: His tears and sweat will become supreme nectar that can help people break through cultivation bottlenecks. He’ll study it seriously! 【Universal Salvation】: It can exorcise vengeful spirits and evil fiends over a wide area, while also boosting his teammates. He’ll study it seriously! 【Conversion】: It grants blessings to believers, while traitors’ souls are destroyed. He’ll study it seriously! 【Bestowing Heirs】: It grants believers children, and those children are extraordinarily gifted. He doesn’t need this, but he’ll study it seriously anyway! …The fox demon also tells him that Bodhisattvas have thirty-three manifestations, and he’ll have thirty-three divine abilities too! But later, Ling Shu discovers that he hasn’t been cultivating some Bodhisattva path at all. He’s been duped by that damn fox demon into cultivating the way of an unparalleled furnace. The immortal foundation he built isn’t 【Yin Bodhisattva】 but 【Essence-Swallowing Cauldron】. The divine abilities are pretty much the same, but somehow they sound… weird 【Peerless Beauty】: He gains a naturally seductive body and a ravishing appearance that can topple kingdoms with a smile. 【Fragrant Essence】: His tears, sweat, and every other fluid from his body become the finest delicacies, leaving people wanting more. 【Group Bliss】: Anyone who becomes bonded to him receives a boost, and intimate contact with him can purify vengeful spirits and evil fiends. 【Bonding】: Anyone bonded to him becomes his believer. If they bond with anyone else, they’ll die on the spot. 【Conceiving an Heir】: He grants believers children, and those children are extraordinarily gifted… But he has to give birth to them himself?! Ling Shu (shouting): No! The Yin Bodhisattva has turned into a knockoff Flesh Bodhisattva! Long Aotian, who used to look down on the little beauty lover, wraps him tightly in his golden dragon tail. “You and I are destined to be a perfect match… You were born to be my wife… I lost seventeen years with you… I’ll make it up to you twice over, every second from now on…” The aloof beauty from the Jinghong Immortal Sect destroys his cultivation in the ruthless path for this good-for-nothing: “It was only after I fell in love with Ling Shu that Feng Zhaojin’s life truly began.” The gentle, compassionate master who was Ling Shu’s ideal beloved turns out to be capable of using vines to suck dry his very last tear. “Shushu, I’m sorry… Just endure a little longer.” The young merman prince, imprisoned and bled for his essence, sheds pearl-like tears from his blue eyes. “Big brother, you don’t need my blood essence anymore? I’ll be good and do what you say. Don’t leave me…” Even the Heavenly Demon, sealed away for ten thousand years before finally descending upon the world, looks ready to devour him alive. “Yuer, come back to me.” Ling Shu (grieving): I’m in over my head and can barely save myself… I’d rather transmigrate back to McDonald’s and cultivate the way of pizza! It tastes better than that stinky fried chicken! 1. A beloved-by-all flavor. All the important characters are virgins. 2. Neither the seme nor the uke is perfect~ Theme: Do your best to live every day.