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1. 1 末 Seven Stars in the Palm of the Apocalypse 末世掌上七星 Golden Fox Beneath the Moon月下金狐Danmei (BL)1.2M WordsCompleted The Zhang family were descendants of the Zhengyi School of Taoism, but by Zhang Shuhe's generation, the family had fallen into decline. When the apocalypse came, there were mysterious blood-sucking plants and undead walking corpses. With only a little talisman magic left, he struggled to survive among the evil creatures for ten years, before finally dying beneath the blood vines in the abyss. He never expected to return to ten years earlier. The first thing he did after being reborn was leap o 105.4kFavorites281kClicks/ch43.3kGifts

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   An old-fashioned post-apocalyptic novel; the female characters are portrayed in a somewhat shocking way, but it's still entertaining. Second part: Two stars for the uke, because I suddenly discovered that the author of this book is the same person who wrote that book that left me with deep psychological trauma and made the uke and male supporting character cheat and make excuses to practice their skills. I usually blacklist this kind of plot, but back then there was no blacklist function, so I accidentally bought this book and regretted it.

2. 2 前 Former Imperial Advisor, Re-employs, Quick, Transfer Money! 前国师，再就业，速打钱！ True Nature of Passion痴嗔本真Danmei (BL)1.7M WordsCompleted [Spiritual Qi Revival + Feng Shui and the Supernatural + Adventure with Mild Horror + Both Leads Reborn. Start with the Luocheng Metro dungeon! The Longwu Mountain dungeon was meant as a preliminary teaser, but I didn't write it well. That's my fault, so please give it a chance TAT] ["Global Famine, I Have an Infinite Territory" is updating. Both leads are reborn during a cataclysm. Former Imperial Feng Shui Master Lin Lang could r 45.4kFavorites49.3kClicks/ch86kGifts

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   It's not as good as survival in the wild. Author, please stop writing this kind of story, it's so awkward.

3. 3 美 Can an American Horror Story Boss Be Dogified Too? 美恐BOSS也能被狗塑吗？ Bright Day, Clear Blue白日青白Danmei (BL)577k WordsCompleted 12.5kFavorites12.3kClicks/ch17.3kGifts

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   The logic is terrible, but it's incredibly vulgar, and that's my taste.

4. 4 卷 The Fussy Husband of a Workaholic Dragon-Proud Genius 卷王龙傲天的作精男妻 Qiao Peichuan桥沛川Danmei (BL)650k WordsCompleted Completed! Next novel: The Young Scion of a Family of Overachievers [Clingy, wicked little villain and gorgeous wife on the bottom x domineering, calculating, morally upright machine of a top] Jiang Ciran is a little blind boy. Relying on his pretty face and honeyed words, he has been a handful since childhood and never lets anyone get away with anything. After his adoptive parents abandon him in a cave, he casually picks up a man named Xu Xingyuan. Xu Xingyuan tells him that this world is a st 56.8kFavorites43.2kClicks/ch60.8kGifts

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   Purely ugly

5. 5 抠 A Cheapskate Fool Transmigrates Into a Villain 抠门笨蛋穿成反派后 Zhang Ma仗马Danmei (BL)558k WordsCompleted ● The penniless, clueless chief minister whose story follows a rise-fall-rise-fall arc x the gay, cold-blooded, inscrutable emperor whose story follows a rise-fall-rise-gay arc ● Eight-year age gap | Read the notes and content warnings below ● My next novel is A Guide to Spoiling Your Blind Little Sweetheart. Tap the first title in my author page! Rong Shuang was knocked out and transported to ancient times. When he opened his eyes, he had become the powerful chief minister of the current dynas 60.8kFavorites44kClicks/ch52.7kGifts

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   The vocabulary is too modern; it feels like my brain is being rubbed on the ground. Moreover, the first twenty-odd chapters were too hard to watch, so I gave up. At first, I thought the interactions between the seme and uke were quite cute, and since the uke was still a treacherous minister in the seme's eyes, it wasn't a big deal. But the later chapters felt increasingly excessive; it wasn't funny at all, it was pure bullying. The uke was already miserable enough being kidnapped to ancient times, with no one to trust and having to worry about being killed, and then he was tormented by some inexplicable psychopath. Anyway, I just couldn't get into it. The seme had a very strong fatherly vibe.

6. 6 权 A Powerful Minister Reincarnated into a Wealthy Family’s Adopted-Heir Novel 权臣穿进豪门养子文学 February Bamboo二月竹Danmei (BL)329k WordsCompleted Xiao Lanzhi was the youngest chief counselor in the Dali dynasty. After the new emperor pacified the realm, Xiao Lanzhi was poisoned and died. After death, Xiao Lanzhi transmigrated into a novel about a wealthy family and became a sickly adopted son everyone could bully. The doctor had issued a death notice: he wouldn’t live past this winter. The wealthy family was a maze of intrigue, with danger lurking everywhere. A seemingly loving adoptive father, an adoptive mother who ignored him, an imp 18.8kFavorites12.8kClicks/ch8kGifts

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   I liked the concept, but the writing was awkward and the plot was boring. I just couldn't take it anymore, so I skipped to the last two chapters and finished reading.

7. 7 全 Worldwide Famine: I Save The World Through Farming 全球饥荒：我靠种田救世 The Knot of Three Words三字之结Danmei (BL)995k WordsCompleted (Management simulation and adventure in the early stages, infrastructure development and an ensemble cast later on) (Coming soon: "Global Desertification: A Guide to Running an Oasis Iced Drink Shop." Run an iced drink shop and build an oasis in a high-temperature, sandstorm-ravaged apocalypse. Blurb at the end~) Si Zhiyan wakes up one day to find that he has transmigrated into the Lord God's famine game. All the food on earth has been cursed. Players are forced to struggle through endless hunge 49.3kFavorites56.8kClicks/ch92.4kGifts

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   I have no desire to spend money on paid chapters. The author gives me the impression of being uncultured and trying too hard. I might have read it if it were on Tomato (a Chinese online literature platform).

8. 8 恐 The Homophobic Insect Queen’s Homecoming 恐同虫母回家记 Ling Boyu凌波玉Danmei (BL)1.7M WordsCompleted [Complete. 70% anti-piracy protection.] If Alan had another chance at life, he wouldn’t have boarded that starship for triple the salary. If he hadn’t boarded it, he might have found a wife, had a child, worked until retirement, and lived an ordinary, happy life like any straight man on Earth. They often asked Him: What does it mean to be unsatisfied? Why are you unsatisfied? He might not have a wife, but he had so many husbands. He might not have a wife to bear his children, but he had given 131.2kFavorites156.8kClicks/ch422.9kGifts

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   The premise is interesting, but the plot is already over. It's a Zerg story, so why write something that feels like a rural market from the 1980s?

9. 9 你 Have You Eaten? 你吃了吗？ A Piece of Lotus Root一节藕Danmei (BL)1.2M WordsCompleted [Main story complete. Extra chapters will update every other day, or every two or three days.] The apocalypse arrived, and as order gradually collapsed, Wu Heng watched helplessly as the people around him died one by one, while lucky survivors awakened supernatural powers in succession. Only he remained as ordinary and unremarkable as he had been at school. Wu Heng stayed home with his parents and younger sister, too afraid to go anywhere. Their food supplies dwindled, and one night Wu Heng ove 121.7kFavorites110.6kClicks/ch385kGifts

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   At first, the main characters were well-developed, but the romance plot completely fell apart. The interactions between the two main characters later on were even worse. How could it be even worse than the male-oriented novels?

10. 10 重 Reborn as the Space Pirate Captain's Kid 重生成星盗团老大的崽 Cotton Candy Chili Pepper棉花辣椒Danmei (BL)606k WordsOngoing Anti-piracy ratio: 60%. Previous random chapters will be visible within 72 hours. Preorders: The Cubs Raised by a Legendary Lich King & Cow Cats and Work: Which Would You Choose? Lin Ruian, the youngest chief director of the Federal Ministry of State Security's Intelligence Bureau, died in a terrorist attack. Rumor had it that the infamous Black Panther Star Pirates were responsible. When he woke up again, he was on a lawless garbage planet, reborn as a little cub who looked no o 39.1kFavorites40.1kClicks/ch66.8kGifts

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    The character settings and plot are constantly contradictory. The protagonist, who claims to be an orphan who rose through the ranks of the intelligence agency, seems to have gotten his position through connections rather than connections.

11. 11 和 Dating Ancient Gods 和古神明谈恋爱 Shark Roe鲨鱼子Romance422k WordsCompleted I found a handsome man with amnesia. He became the perfect boyfriend I'd always dreamed of: obedient, accommodating, and willing to grant all my wishes. But he didn't eat or drink, had no desires, and seemed to have no emotions. Oh, it turned out he was an ancient evil god sealed away by heroes decades ago, the kind who almost destroyed the world. That's a relief... Wait, no! The heroes who sealed him away were either too old to walk or already dead! Can someone tell me how to break up with him 37.4kFavorites50.5kClicks/ch107.2kGifts

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    The romance is a mess, the writing is terrible, and I kept hoping things would get better later on, but it turns out it's just a huge mess.

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