Xue Linlang died with his memories intact and was reborn as a sickly young prince destined to become a pawn in a power struggle. He gave up resisting and settled into a carefree life.
But starting at the age of ten, one by one, the enemies from his previous life came looking for him:
His master, with black hair and pale skin, lifted his chin. “You’re my one and only disciple. Don’t be afraid of me.”
The Buddhist holy son came treading on lotus flowers and pinched his cheek. “Linlang, will you like me in this life, too?”
The demon lord dressed himself in a wickedly charming style every day and visited Linlang’s dreams every night. “Do you know why you dream about me? Because Heaven arranged for me to be your husband.”
The fox demon disguised himself as a cat just so Linlang would pet him. “Meow~ Little Highness, you touched my belly, so now you’re my bride.”
Even the Ghost King he had saved in his previous life was reborn as a tyrannical young marquis in the capital. He took Linlang’s hand and said, “I feel like I’ve seen this little brother somewhere before...”
Xue Linlang was stunned. He didn’t hesitate to act like a child, bursting into tears.
“What are you talking about? Waaaah, I don’t understand! You scary uncles are so frightening! Go away! I just want to stay with my mother. I’m not going to cultivate immortality!”
These powerful, all-seeing figures were at a loss, and the label “scary uncle” gave them heart palpitations. They were terrified of frightening the person they loved while he was still a little child.
Although Xue Linlang himself had little interest in prolonging his life, the scum gongs were willing to do anything to heal his shattered soul. If they helped the little prince ascend the throne, they would gain the fortune of Heaven and Earth and be safe from death.
[And so the Immortal Venerable became the current Imperial Preceptor, the demon lord possessed the ruler of a neighboring kingdom, and the holy son transformed into the new top scholar. A fantastical power struggle across dimensions began:]
The fox-demon clan repaired the dam, which should have taken three years, in just one month after the little prince took charge of the waterworks! (Achievement +1)
As soon as the little prince arrived in drought-stricken Zhengzhou, torrential rain began to fall! (Public support +1)
As soon as the little prince received foreign envoys, they immediately agreed to cede land and pay reparations, practically eager to hand over ten cities! (Prestige +1)
Xue Linlang: “...Then can I get a consort +1?”
Pei, the current Immortal Venerable and Imperial Preceptor: “How about a cultivation partner +1?”
1. Sickly beauty, adored by everyone, carefree shou x domineering, tsundere, secretly flirtatious master gong. Both are each other’s first, happy ending, one-on-one romance. Sweet and satisfying in the present, angst in the past.
2. Lots of one-sided crushes and love rivals, so proceed with caution if that’s not your thing. The scum gongs will all pay for what they’ve done! The master gong and shou had a misunderstanding in their previous lives, but I won’t spoil it. Anyway, the one who loves and gives the most is the master. Please bear with his awful behavior at the start~
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Ling Shu was born a lovesick fool, and his greatest joy in life was looking at beautiful women. After he and his rival, Long Aotian, transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivation, the goddess disappeared, he could no longer look at beautiful women, and he had to serve that guy tea and water and act as his underling every day.
Damn it! To teach his arrogant rival a lesson and find the goddess who had also transmigrated to this world, Ling Shu cultivated an incredible technique under the guidance of his golden finger, a fox demon. Other people’s immortal foundations were all weak stuff like [Divine Yinglong], [Life of All Things], and [Son of Heaven], while his own foundation, [Yin Bodhisattva], sounded way more powerful. Its supernatural abilities were just as remarkable:
[Precious Form]: He would gain the compassionate face of a bodhisattva and an indestructible body. He would study it seriously!
[Sweet Dew]: His tears and sweat would become the finest sweet dew, and could help people break through cultivation bottlenecks. He would study it seriously!
[Universal Salvation]: He could exorcise vengeful spirits and evil creatures over a vast area, and even boost his teammates. He would study it seriously!
[Conversion]: He could grant blessings to his followers, while anyone who betrayed him would have their soul destroyed. He would study it seriously!
[Bestowal of Heirs]: He could grant his followers children, and those children would have extraordinary talent. He didn’t need this, but he would study it seriously anyway!
...The fox demon also told him that bodhisattvas had thirty-three different forms, and he would have thirty-three supernatural abilities, too!
Only later did Ling Shu learn that he hadn’t been cultivating the way of the bodhisattva at all. He had been tricked by the shameless fox demon into cultivating the way of an unparalleled human furnace. His immortal foundation wasn’t [Yin Bodhisattva], but [Essence-Swallowing Cauldron]. The abilities weren’t all that different, but somehow they sounded weird:
[Unparalleled Beauty]: He would cultivate an enchanting body and a breathtakingly beautiful appearance, a smile enough to topple kingdoms.
[Fragrant Essence]: His tears, sweat, and every other liquid from his body would be top-grade, irresistible to others.
[Communal Pleasure]: Anyone who formed a bond with him would receive a boost, and intimate contact with him could purify vengeful spirits and evil demons.
[Bonding]: Anyone who formed a bond with him would become his follower. If they formed a bond with anyone else, they would die on the spot.
[Conceiving Heirs]: He could grant his followers children with extraordinary talent...
But he had to give birth himself?!
Ling Shu (shouting in alarm): Oh no! My Yin Bodhisattva has become a counterfeit Flesh Bodhisattva!
Long Aotian, who had looked down on the little lovesick fool, wrapped him tightly in his golden dragon tail. “You and I are destined to be a perfect match... You were born to be my wife... We’ve already missed seventeen years... I’m going to make up for every minute and every second from now on, twice over...”
The aloof beauty of Jinghong Immortal Sect destroyed his cultivation of the heartless path for a cowardly man. “Only after I fell in love with Ling Shu did Feng Zhaojin’s life truly begin.”
The gentle, compassionate master, who was his moonlight in the darkness, also used vines to suck the last tear from his eyes. “Shu Shu, I’m sorry... Just endure it a little longer.”
The young merman prince, imprisoned and bled, shed pearl-like tears from his blue eyes. “Brother, don’t you need to draw my blood essence anymore? I’ll be good and do as you say. Don’t leave me...”
Even the Heavenly Demon, sealed away for ten thousand years before descending upon the world, looked as if he wanted to devour Ling Shu alive. “Yu’er, come back to me.”
Ling Shu (in despair): I’m like a clay bodhisattva crossing a river, barely able to save myself... I’d better transmigrate back to McDonald’s and cultivate the way of pizza! It’s way tastier than stinky chicken, fried, fried, fried!
1. A harem of admirers. All the important characters are sexually inexperienced.
2. Neither the gong nor the shou is perfect~
Theme: Treasure the beautiful moments of the present.
Putting the two words "broken mirror" and "reunion" together is a false proposition.
JJ is like a eunuch visiting a brothel, vicious and sinister:
What to do if there is no emotion between the protagonists?
Hatred brings misunderstanding, guilt brings love!
I'm not talking about this book, I'm talking about all his wife-chasing crematoriums! It's all xx!
Fenyan, you are so strong. You are much more direct than Pei Xianzun. You immediately dig up the golden elixir when you meet him. If A-yan had this kind of personality, this article would be a direct attack... You look really handsome when you help A-yan bully the fox. If there is a status bar, your boyfriend power is at full level now.
The ending is a matter of ashes and ashes. Those who took advantage of and trampled on A-yan in the previous life are all dead. Surprisingly, the big magic flower died more openly than the fox. In fact, I want to watch General Xie's extra story. In his previous life, he was the person A-yan wanted to save despite defying his teacher's orders and going against the will of heaven. He is also a person worthy of rebirth. I also hope that he will not remember what happened in his previous life, let go of A-yan, and have a brilliant life of his own.
The split soul is generated by the main body, with different temperaments and the same memory. Seeing this, I finally understood where the awkward feeling came from. The protagonist is a fan of thousands of people and his soul is divided. That is to say, if A-yan has revenge and chooses to rise up and resist, these people will not like him. Is it because he is kind, easy to deceive and can be bullied by them, so they will like him? ? What the hell. In the final analysis, these two people are the same person. If you love someone and can't accept him in his entirety, then just leave aside the part you don't accept and only want the part you like, right? Don't the scum attackers feel a little guilty when they see this split flame? ? Where is the guilt and heartache that I should have had!! In the end, it was natural for me to dislike even the main attack, which was outrageous. Such selfish love is better said to be one-sided control and possessiveness.
There is also an obvious gap between the protagonist and the split soul he spawned. Wasn't I born of your own free will? This is not the inner demon that blocks your ascension, but the one that goes along with your will and carries your love and hate. It is because you want someone to protect you that you have such a split flame. If you want him to be kind, do you want someone to cry for you? A-yan's attitude towards Fenyan is more like that of a strange relative who cannot be understood or accepted. I turned to the back and took a look. Good guy, in the end, the protagonist took care of the reincarnation of the split soul and said that he was an independent person. At the same time, you were relieved to know that Zha Gong killed the split soul. How do you feel about the split soul? Help take the blame? There is nothing to do but nothing to do. Summer welcomes spring. It seems that in the last life, the protagonist took the initiative to ask Zha Gong to kill the split soul. I figured it out. The separated soul is the self, and the protagonist is love. If you choose love, isn't it your own grave? Not to mention the provocative vision of the protagonist.
Guangweizheng can understand it, but the whole world, including the protagonist himself, excuses his choices like this, acting cowardly and irresponsible, which completely collapses the protagonist's image of self-reliance and independence. It's enough to have a good-looking love face, right? You can't watch it without using your brain.
Ah... Narcissus smells so good... There is actually Narcissus Sihasha with a weak physique... As soon as they met, he did what Pei Maomao had carefully thought about for hundreds of years. This speed of scoring is really awesome
Su Anyan's death was much better than that of the fox. In the end, I was moved by these heartfelt words. It was a bit cruel and I needed to temper it with other things, such as:
Pei Maomao: Love Rival-1
The status of Master's main wife has become more and more solid.
I've finished watching it, and I don't even know when this guy named Su discovered that the substitute was his lover. Did the author write it? Which sister can tell me, I beg you here
Wow... Yanbao finally understands his heart... That's right, your master is such a ruthless and beautiful big white cat, who wouldn't like it? (Mistake)
Cccccc It tastes so good to attack and suffer yourself ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Putting the two words "broken mirror" and "reunion" together is a false proposition. JJ is like a eunuch visiting a brothel, vicious and sinister: What to do if there is no emotion between the protagonists? Hatred brings misunderstanding, guilt brings love! I'm not talking about this book, I'm talking about all his wife-chasing crematoriums! It's all xx!
Fenyan, you are so strong. You are much more direct than Pei Xianzun. You immediately dig up the golden elixir when you meet him. If A-yan had this kind of personality, this article would be a direct attack... You look really handsome when you help A-yan bully the fox. If there is a status bar, your boyfriend power is at full level now.
The ending is a matter of ashes and ashes. Those who took advantage of and trampled on A-yan in the previous life are all dead. Surprisingly, the big magic flower died more openly than the fox. In fact, I want to watch General Xie's extra story. In his previous life, he was the person A-yan wanted to save despite defying his teacher's orders and going against the will of heaven. He is also a person worthy of rebirth. I also hope that he will not remember what happened in his previous life, let go of A-yan, and have a brilliant life of his own.
The split soul is generated by the main body, with different temperaments and the same memory. Seeing this, I finally understood where the awkward feeling came from. The protagonist is a fan of thousands of people and his soul is divided. That is to say, if A-yan has revenge and chooses to rise up and resist, these people will not like him. Is it because he is kind, easy to deceive and can be bullied by them, so they will like him? ? What the hell. In the final analysis, these two people are the same person. If you love someone and can't accept him in his entirety, then just leave aside the part you don't accept and only want the part you like, right? Don't the scum attackers feel a little guilty when they see this split flame? ? Where is the guilt and heartache that I should have had!! In the end, it was natural for me to dislike even the main attack, which was outrageous. Such selfish love is better said to be one-sided control and possessiveness. There is also an obvious gap between the protagonist and the split soul he spawned. Wasn't I born of your own free will? This is not the inner demon that blocks your ascension, but the one that goes along with your will and carries your love and hate. It is because you want someone to protect you that you have such a split flame. If you want him to be kind, do you want someone to cry for you? A-yan's attitude towards Fenyan is more like that of a strange relative who cannot be understood or accepted. I turned to the back and took a look. Good guy, in the end, the protagonist took care of the reincarnation of the split soul and said that he was an independent person. At the same time, you were relieved to know that Zha Gong killed the split soul. How do you feel about the split soul? Help take the blame? There is nothing to do but nothing to do. Summer welcomes spring. It seems that in the last life, the protagonist took the initiative to ask Zha Gong to kill the split soul. I figured it out. The separated soul is the self, and the protagonist is love. If you choose love, isn't it your own grave? Not to mention the provocative vision of the protagonist. Guangweizheng can understand it, but the whole world, including the protagonist himself, excuses his choices like this, acting cowardly and irresponsible, which completely collapses the protagonist's image of self-reliance and independence. It's enough to have a good-looking love face, right? You can't watch it without using your brain.
Ah... Narcissus smells so good... There is actually Narcissus Sihasha with a weak physique... As soon as they met, he did what Pei Maomao had carefully thought about for hundreds of years. This speed of scoring is really awesome
Su Anyan's death was much better than that of the fox. In the end, I was moved by these heartfelt words. It was a bit cruel and I needed to temper it with other things, such as: Pei Maomao: Love Rival-1
The status of Master's main wife has become more and more solid.
I've finished watching it, and I don't even know when this guy named Su discovered that the substitute was his lover. Did the author write it? Which sister can tell me, I beg you here
Wow... Yanbao finally understands his heart... That's right, your master is such a ruthless and beautiful big white cat, who wouldn't like it? (Mistake)
Cccccc It tastes so good to attack and suffer yourself ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh