Cultivation Card Draw: Playing an NPC

The star item at a mainland auction, hotly contested by both righteous and sinister factions, turned out to be a painting. It was an unusual painting, the size of a palm. It showed a handsome man in white, with the words "Jiang Qinfeng: Wedding Night" in the upper-right corner and a baffling SSR symbol in the lower-left. A curious onlooker asked Jiang Qinfeng, the young master of Xuehun in Shangqing Realm at the time, "Doesn't the man in the painting look like an immortal lord?" The person in question was busy holding back the Sword God brother beside him, who was about to sell his sword to buy cards. He nearly shouted in the world chat: Wake up! I'm not an NPC. Even if you get a fake romance card, you still won't be able to win me over! [Standard synopsis]: Jiang Qinfeng transmigrates into a cultivation world where he must win or die. He gets three SSRs from the start, and his luck is so absurd that other players think he's an important NPC... the kind you can win over just by drawing his romance card. Later, everyone discovers that the Sword God (a player) has gone mad with cultivation, the Demon Venerable (a player) is acting crazy, and even the revered ancestor of Shangqing Realm has fallen for him. Draw, draw, draw... why can't they get him? Jiang Qinfeng is baffled. What romance card? Why are you all so obsessed with it? Jiang Qinfeng, the most precious and rarest romance card in the whole game, is a player. [Check out my friend's story XD: The Manual of the Ice-Beauty Imperial Tutor by Xiao Dianfanguo: a cool beauty of an imperial tutor as the shou x an emperor with an ever-growing possessive streak as the gong] [Before you read] Content warning: Chapters 1 to 18 have been revised. Main changes: Jiang's starting cards have been added, and the potion that grants a reborn spiritual root has been removed from the card pool. I really did say the dog was missing. There are loads of DW online, so I had no reason to lie. Please don't dwell on the old comments. Thank you all for your support. About four and a half arrows point toward the shou. A slow-burn growth story. The pairing is a lucky, sunny gong x an unlucky, frosty shou. The harem-style rivalry is described in detail, so readers with severe cleanliness obsessions, please don't put yourselves through it. They like each other, the ending is monogamous, and both are pure. Recommended upcoming story: The Homophobic Straight Man Becomes a Top-Tier Human Furnace Ling Shu has always been a hopeless admirer of beautiful women, and his greatest pleasure in life is looking at them. But after transmigrating into a cultivation world with his rival, Long Aotian, the goddess vanishes, he can no longer admire beautiful women, and he has to wait on that guy hand and foot as his sidekick. Damn it! To teach his arrogant rival a lesson and find the goddess who transmigrated into this world too, Ling Shu cultivates an incredible technique under the guidance of his golden finger, a fox demon. Other people's immortal foundations are lame things like [Yinglong God], [Birth of All Things], and [Son of Heaven], while his own [Yin Bodhisattva] sounds way more impressive. Its divine powers are just as extraordinary: [Majestic Form]: He'll gain both the compassionate face of a bodhisattva and an indestructible body. He'll study it with due seriousness! [Nectar]: His tears and sweat will become premium nectar, and he can even help people break through cultivation bottlenecks. He'll study it with due seriousness! [Universal Salvation]: He can exorcise resentful spirits and evil fiends over a wide area, and even buff his teammates. He'll study it with due seriousness! [Conversion]: He can bless his followers with good fortune, while traitors will have their souls destroyed. He'll study it with due seriousness! [Bestowing Offspring]: He can grant his followers children, who will be exceptionally gifted. He doesn't need this, but he'll study it with due seriousness anyway! ...The fox demon also tells him that bodhisattvas have thirty-three forms, and he has thirty-three divine powers too! Only later does Ling Shu learn that he's not cultivating the Way of the Bodhisattva, but the supreme human-furnace path, tricked into it by the damned fox demon. His immortal foundation isn't [Yin Bodhisattva], either. It's [Essence-Swallowing Cauldron]. The divine powers are more or less the same, but somehow the names sound a little strange: [Peerless Beauty]: He gains a naturally alluring body and a stunning, lifelike beauty whose smile can topple kingdoms. [Fragrant Essence]: His tears, sweat, and every other fluid his body produces are top-quality, leaving people unable to get enough. [Shared Pleasure]: Anyone bonded to him gains a boost, and intimate contact can purify resentful spirits and evil fiends. [Bonding]: Anyone bonded to him becomes his follower. If they bond with anyone else, they'll die on the spot. [Conceiving Offspring]: He can grant his followers children, who will be exceptionally gifted... Except he has to give birth to them himself?! Ling Shu, shouting in shock: This is bad! My Yin Bodhisattva cultivation has turned into a knockoff Flesh Bodhisattva! Long Aotian, who used to look down on the little lovesick fool, wraps him tight in his golden dragon tail. "You and I are destined to be a perfect match... You were born to be my wife... I lost seventeen years with you... From now on, I'm going to make up for every single second twice over..." The aloof pride of the Jinghong Immortal Sect destroys his own cultivation of the heartless path for this coward: "Only after I fell in love with Ling Shu did Feng Zhaojin's life truly begin." The gentle, compassionate moonlight in his heart turns out to be capable of using vines to suck away his very last tear: "Shushu, I'm sorry... Just bear with it a little longer." The young merman prince, imprisoned and drained of blood, weeps pearl-like tears from his blue eyes: "Brother, you don't need to take my blood essence anymore? I'll be good and do as you say. Don't leave me..." Even the Heavenly Demon, suppressed for ten thousand years before descending into the world, looks as if he wants to devour him alive: "Yu'er, come back to me." Ling Shu, grieving: I'm in deep trouble and can barely save myself... I should transmigrate back to McDonald's and cultivate the Way of Pizza instead! That's way better than those stinky fried chicken burgers! 1. A beloved-by-everyone kind of story. All important characters are pure. 2. Neither the gong nor the shou is a perfect character~ Theme: Work hard to live every day.