The Villainous Grandmaster Doesn't Believe I Love Him

Ling Xinglan transmigrates into a book and loses his memories. Before he can even figure out what's going on, he goes from being the villainous grandmaster's pet on his shoulder to the disciple beneath him...

Once his memories return, he immediately realizes that his master is the villain of a power fantasy novel, his friends are obstacles in the protagonist's path, and he has already dutifully spent half the story beneath the villain.

So Ling Xinglan decides to win over the Child of Fortune and make the first move, so they can avoid getting wiped out!

Then...

The aloof grandmaster discovers that his sweet, obedient little disciple has suddenly become disobedient and cold. He disappears all the time and often seems lost in thought. Even after they make love, when he turns back into his beast form, he no longer rolls over on his own to let his master stroke his fur and rub his belly!

Oh, and he also fusses over a handsome junior with meticulous care, his starry eyes smiling brightly, just like when he was first in love with him.

Grandmaster: ...What can I do? Give the disobedient little disciple a good♂punishment♂, or kill that audacious bastard?

Little disciple: Master, I love you! I fucking love you! Did you hear me? I love you, love you, love you!

Grandmaster: Hmph. I don't believe you.

Little disciple: ...

1. A gorgeous young master with a gift for talking × a beast in human clothing, an overthinking old master (?)

2. A light, sweet little treat. Complete at over 200,000 words, with a devoted couple and a happy ending. Click to see a scheming old man spoil an adorable little one who's delicate in body but strong in spirit (not really).

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Ling Shu is a hopeless admirer of beautiful women, and his greatest pleasure in life is looking at them. After he transmigrates into a cultivation world with his rival, the Chosen One Long Aotian, the goddess disappears, he can no longer look at beautiful women, and he has to serve that guy tea and water and act as his lackey every day.

This is outrageous! To teach his arrogant rival a lesson and find the goddess who transmigrated into this world too, Ling Shu cultivates an extraordinary technique under the guidance of his golden finger, a fox spirit. Other people's immortal foundations are things like the pathetically weak [Divine Yinglong], [Birth of All Things], and [Son of Heaven], while the immortal foundation he forms, [Yin Bodhisattva], sounds even more powerful, and its divine abilities are no joke.

[Glorious Form]: He will gain both the compassionate face of a bodhisattva and an indestructible body. He studies it diligently!

[Nectar]: His tears and sweat are all precious nectar, and can even help others break through cultivation bottlenecks. He studies it diligently!

[Universal Salvation]: He can exorcise vengeful spirits and evil fiends over a wide area, and even empower his teammates. He studies it diligently!

[Conversion]: He can bless his believers with good fortune, while those who betray him will have their souls destroyed. He studies it diligently!

[Bestow Children]: He can grant his believers children, and those children will have extraordinary talent. He doesn't need this ability, but he'll study it diligently anyway!

...The fox spirit also tells him that a bodhisattva has thirty-three manifestations, and he has thirty-three divine abilities too!

Only later does Ling Shu learn that he's not cultivating the Way of the Bodhisattva at all. He's been tricked by that useless fox spirit into cultivating the peerless furnace path. The immortal foundation he formed isn't [Yin Bodhisattva], but [Origin-Devouring Cauldron]. The abilities are pretty much the same, but somehow they sound a little strange.

[Peerless Beauty]: He cultivates a seductive, naturally alluring body and a ravishing beauty whose smile can topple kingdoms.

[Fragrant Essence]: His tears, sweat, and every other fluid from his body are exquisite delicacies that leave people wanting more.

[Group Ecstasy]: Anyone who forms a bond with him gains a boost, and intimate contact allows him to purify vengeful spirits and demons.

[Bond]: Anyone who forms a bond with him becomes his believer. If they form a bond with anyone else, they die on the spot.

[Conceive]: He can grant his believers children, and those children will have extraordinary talent...

Except he has to give birth himself?!

Ling Shu, shouting: Oh no, my Yin Bodhisattva has become a bootleg Flesh Bodhisattva!

Long Aotian, who used to look down on the little lovesick fool, wraps his golden dragon tail tightly around him. "You and I are a perfect match, destined by heaven... You were born to be my wife... We lost seventeen years... I'm going to make up for every second of it, twice over..."

The aloof beauty of the Jinghong Immortal Sect destroys his cultivation in the Heartless Way for the good-for-nothing. "Only after falling in love with Ling Shu did Feng Zhaojin's life truly begin."

The gentle, compassionate master, Ling Shu's beloved first love, also uses vines to suck the last tear from his eyes. "Shushu, I'm sorry... Just endure a little longer."

The imprisoned young merfolk emperor, whose blood is being harvested, sheds pearl-like tears from his blue eyes. "Brother, you don't need to take my essence blood anymore? I'll be good and do what you say. Please don't leave me..."

Even the Heavenly Demon, sealed away for ten thousand years, looks as if he wants to swallow Ling Shu whole. "Yuer, come back to me."

Ling Shu, in despair: This time, even the clay bodhisattva crossing the river can't save himself... I should just transmigrate back and make pizza at McDonald's! That's way better than that stinking fried chicken!

1. A many-worshippers, everyone-loves-him kind of story. All important characters are inexperienced in love.

2. Neither the top nor the bottom is perfect, okay?

Theme: With determination, the difficult becomes easy; without it, even the easy becomes hard. Don't fear difficulties, and even a sheer cliff can be climbed.