[Western Crossover] Gotham Scandal Diary

[Check out my upcoming stories! The male lead is Batman in "Is Today's Bat Class in Session?"; "Robin Simulator" has no romance.] Ashina, daughter of Wayne. In Gotham, she receives just as much attention as her father, Bruce. It's not just because she inherited all of her parents' best features, along with an exotic beauty. It's also because of her everyday rumors with Gotham's legendary Dark Knight, Nightwing, Robin, and other superheroes. #Nightwing Rose to Fame on His Firm Butt? A Look at Nightwing and Wayne's Daughter!# #Robin Is Closer to Ashina Wayne! Nightwing Tells Reporters Himself!# #Ashina Wayne Kisses the Dark Knight in Public! What's Their Relationship? Does the Prince of Gotham Know? The Gotham Gazette Investigates!# With the superheroes' ships already thrown into a chaotic melting pot, Ashina used these headlines to force her way into Gotham's everyday gossip and claim a place for herself. Citizens of Gotham, Metropolis, Bludhaven, Central City, and New York were stirred into a frenzy of gossip, placing bets on who would win the beauty's heart first. Ashina herself couldn't care less. The Waynes didn't care about rumors. But every breakfast, when her father and older and younger brothers deliberately picked up newspapers from different publishers, each featuring a different rumored partner, Ashina shut her eyes in agony. Farewell, dear Earth. I'm setting sail tonight. - Her boyfriend, recently returned from the dead, stared silently at the newspaper. He climbed through Ashina's window and asked why all her rumors involved his family. Ashina, on her last legs: ...You're my family too! Boyfriend, whose brain hadn't quite recovered after being resurrected: ... A few things to note: 1. This is mainly about the Batfamily, including Damian, and their fun daily lives. Any OOC behavior is my fault. 2. The characters torment one another, and rumors fly everywhere, but no superhero gets hurt. 3. Only one of the rumors is true: the one about the 200-pounder. - There's also an IF story next door, "Gotham's Unlucky Everyday Life." - Upcoming stories: 1. "Is Today's Bat Class in Session?" Male lead: a young, inexperienced Bruce traveling the world. After sleeping for a full six thousand years, Matilda finally woke from her dream. Then she was kicked down to Earth to serve as a demon stationed there. But the previous demon assigned to look after her was pretty unreliable. Along the way, he ran off with an angel. Abandoned Matilda: ...Well, this is awkward. The demon who had slept for six thousand years, couldn't understand anyone, and only spoke Latin stared in shock at the crowds of little people who filled the streets and spoke only the local language. Luckily, she met a young, inexperienced human traveling the world who spoke dozens of languages. He was the only human who could understand her. So the teary-eyed demon latched onto the very handsome human, all to learn a modern language: English. The young human Bruce, who tried to refuse, struggled, and then fell for her completely: ... I thought you wanted my body. But you're with me because you want to learn English :) 2. "Robin Simulator," no romance, a Superboy plays Robin. Andre thought he was a very brave little boy, so when he got the game [Robin Simulator] after an accident, he boldly chose the hell difficulty. So many rewards! Then he scrambled out of his first save file, called "The Batman Who Laughs." Help! Batman turned evil and destroyed the world! - Later, Andre sniffled as he clicked on normal difficulty and started a new save that sounded easy to beat: "Injustice: Lords Among Us." No one with a name like that could be a bad guy. Andre thought naively. Then he scrambled out of that ridiculous world again. Help! Superman changed colors and took over the world! - At last, Andre chose the easiest difficulty of all: "Justice League." He hoped Batman and Superman wouldn't turn evil again. The little boy prayed devoutly. - [Welcome to the game, player Andre Kent.] [The System will automatically match you with the Batman of this world.] [The Dark Knight, Batman, has joined the team.] [Nightwing has joined the team.] [Red Hood has joined the team.] [Robin has joined the team.] [Robin has joined the team.] Robin Damian: ? Robin Andre: ? Two Robins?! This world really did have a Batman and Superman who hadn't turned evil, but it gave Andre a partner who hadn't turned evil and was even scarier than an evil one. - At first: So this world has other Robins? Awesome! Half the workload! In the end: ...Damn it, why did the workload end up doubling? OAQ Theme: Life is full of hope.