All of Gotham Knows I'm in a Love Triangle

After her fifth almost-boyfriend died in an accidental murder, Alice decided she would never date an ordinary person again. So when Bruce Wayne started pursuing her, she thought, nope, not a chance. But Batman, who worked in Gotham, seemed like a pretty good choice. He looked tough enough to survive anything, and he was better than a playboy. So Alice used her identity as a Gotham police officer to get close to the Dark Knight. Red Queen: Alice, he is Alice: You can't pry into other people's private lives, Red Queen. Don't tell me who he is. Red Queen: ...Oh. Bruce: ... . But in the end, Alice still got together with Bruce Wayne. Every day, she worried her frequently kidnapped boyfriend would come to harm. . Every time, her sweet boyfriend would disappear from the kidnapping scene. Alice could only grab Batman, who was always there too. "Hi, have you seen my helpless, delicate boyfriend?" Helpless, delicate Batman: ...No. . What's it like to be loved by both the Prince of Gotham and the Dark Knight? Alice: ...Thanks for asking. I feel like I'm shining a little too brightly. . P.S. The heroine is Alice from the Resident Evil movies. She's very Black Widow-like, and any male supporting character involved in romantic tension with her will die (not really). Theme: Happy romance