[Western Crossover] A Guide to Feeding Sea Monsters

Rule One: Don't feed the sea monster too many unhealthy snacks. Nini's donuts, Brucey's cookies, the Third Princess's pudding, Thor's fried chicken... Big-Chested Sweetheart crossed all those foods off the menu for the girl and Nini. Nini: Wait, what?! What does this have to do with me? Big-Chested Sweetheart: Don't think I don't know you two have been sneaking snacks together. Otilia: QAQ Daddy! Rule Two: Remember to blacklist the guys who sneak snacks to the sea monster. Little Chick: ... Little Green: ... Mr. Mi: ... Otilia: QAQ Snacks! Rule Three: No drinking!!! Alcoholic drinks are forbidden too!!! (Bold and in red!) Drunk Otilia: Hic... Daddy mwa, Nat mwa... Dami m... The Fathers' Alliance: No!!!! How do you care for a sea monster? With love, warmth, and sweets. The male lead is Mr. Mi, yes. [I've opened an upcoming IF-line novel, "A Guide to Raising Sea Monsters"!] Blurb: Pearl was a sea monster. After Kryptonians smashed through her usual home, she drifted out to sea with the currents. Pearl, whose home had suddenly been blown up: =0= She decided to find herself a new caretaker. The best choice was obviously a familiar friend! So that very night, she snuck into Gotham Bay. - On a rainy night many years later, Damian saw the strange creature he'd raised as a child once more. On the shore of Gotham Bay, the sea monster wore the innocent expression of a child, covered in blood as she offered him the head of his target for tonight's mission. As a gift for their reunion. . How do you tame your sea monster? With hopeless love, wet flesh, and all-consuming desire. . "She is my pet, my lover, my other half." "He is my master, my lover, my soul." Theme: