I, the Wish-Granting Machine, Am Deadly

Name: I, the Wish-Granting Machine, Am Deadly
Author: Yuan Tou Anjun

我，许愿机，要命

by Yuan Tou Anjun (元透安君)

Status: Completed
Length: 148k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Alternate History
Updated: 6y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Going premium on April 6. Give me a little time! I'm getting started on 10,000-word updates! Question: What does it feel like to get a wish-granting machine that can do anything? Saiki: Thanks for asking. The trouble never stops. My peaceful life has turned into some melodramatic, action-packed manga. The villains keep showing up, and every time I take one down, another appears. I deal with two, and then another pair comes along. But I just want to live an ordinary life, so I have to ask: where can I return this thing? Also known as: "A Record of Persecuting a Certain Psychic" (No) Reader's guide: 1. The protagonist comes with a cross-dressing hottie attribute. (Can you tell whether I'm male or female?) 2. The protagonist is a total novice, so he might not be able to take on heaven or earth. (But he can make a whole lot of people kick the bucket in one go.) 3. The pairing is Saiki. 4. OOOOOC confirmed! Recommending my friend's upcoming story: "[Crossover] After the Gods Return to Their Places" by Xi Chimu (you can click straight through!) If you don't mind updates later on, come take a look at my upcoming story (which isn't really a story yet): "[Crossover] Why Can't We Be Friends After Getting the Friendship Ending?" Theme:

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