How to Win Hearts by Doing Nothing

A hot thread suddenly appeared on the Jungle forum template. The title boldly featured a name that had recently been appearing on everyone's mission lists, making anyone who saw it want to click in and learn about this unknown person.

The post was titled: Today, let's expose the dirt on hot topic Xilai.

0L:

1. Too self-centered. Says they want to get married today and refuses to wait until tomorrow.

2. Rude. Ignores everyone except me.

3. Bad with money. Either gives it all to me or spends it on things for me.

The people tormented by all the nonsensical missions generated because of "Xilai" rise up in outrage and launch an attack. They quickly dig into the poster's identity, all the way up to their own supreme boss...

Green King: (^ω^)

The other person involved, Xilai Chaoyang, has six things to say: ...

The pairing is Hisui Nagare, the Green King from K. The setting leans toward a crossover, and the protagonist's abilities are pretty overpowered!

1. Third-person narration.

2. So much wish fulfillment, with no logic whatsoever.

3. Since there's no logic, any out-of-character writing is definitely the author's fault! (certain)

4. The update schedule is currently irregular and depends on work!

Premise: There's always a way to solve everything.