How Can a Lazy Fish Save Rikkai?

Tachibana Nagura finds a kitten while sneaking out of training. He never expects it to talk. It calls itself the Life Simulation System and says it can simulate the future.

He thinks about his life goals for half a second, then flops back down and blissfully buries his face in the cat's belly.

His future is having a cat and a bed, and living the lazy life. It's already clear enough; he doesn't need a simulation.

But the System insists he give it a try, and even gives him two free chances.

Tachibana Nagura, with no ambition and a single-minded devotion to laziness, yawns, enters some information without much thought, and casually picks ten years from now.

And then...

"Pfft!"

He, he, he's kissing Yukimura!

Unwilling to give up, Tachibana Nagura immediately enters Yukimura's information too, but in his nervousness forgets to change the time, leaving it at one day by default.

Fine, Tachibana Nagura spins his racket. He wants to see what kind of nonsense this System can come up with.

Then his pupils contract.

At 5 p.m., Yukimura collapses at the station. His life is unknown.

Can we win today's match?

Tachibana Nagura: I'm going to the bathroom.

He opens the System and runs a simulation. Yep, we can win.

A bizarre case happens next door.

Tachibana Nagura: I'm going to the bathroom.

Oh, so he's the culprit.

Rikkai's big secret: Tachibana is handsome and an amazing tennis player, but his kidneys aren't in great shape.

Pairing: Yukimura.

Rikkai will win the championship three years in a row, with no weak spots.

I'm biased toward Rikkai. If you like other schools, please read with caution.

Tennis is the main focus, with some Detective Conan and Natsume's Book of Friends too.

Lots of personal headcanons, lighthearted daily life, and an OOC warning.

The protagonist isn't perfect and has plenty of flaws, but he'll grow.

No romance between minors.

Updated daily, around 9 p.m.

[To ensure the lazy fish amusement park can keep operating happily, I've added a little gate. It's not very high and won't stay closed for long. As the amusement park expands, it will keep getting lower~]

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The Exam System Teaches Me to Solve Cases [Sherlock Holmes]

Qian Danqing transmigrates into the body of Harry Chadwick, a detective at Scotland Yard in nineteenth-century Scotland, after a car accident, and is bound to an exam system.

The System gives exams. He earns points by collecting evidence at crime scenes, and the more points he gets, the more pounds he earns.

Qian Danqing is timid, afraid of death, and especially fond of money. Feeling his empty pockets, he grits his teeth and decides to go for it!

But though the idea is wonderful, reality is cruel. Who knew there'd be a penalty for failing the exam? For every point below the passing mark, he has to take off one piece of clothing.

W-well, then. With an intelligence score of 3, Qian Danqing immediately wraps himself up like a bear.

But that still isn't enough. He can't let pounds sprout wings and fly away.

So, after patiently searching, he finally finds a promising young man in the crowd.

The young man's intelligence score of 9 dazzles him until he's dizzy.

Without another word, he charges forward. "Mr. Holmes, your talent is a rare treasure, scarcely seen in this day and age..."

Scotland Yard's inside scoop:

They say the promising young Inspector Harry has a strange quirk: he likes to take off his clothes next to the dead.

Pairing: Sherlock Holmes.

Their romance is a slow burn, not some whirlwind affair known to everyone.

Theme: Hard work is the main theme of youth.